Alarm Clock War -- Just Plain Poetry

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Date Posted: 17:25:04 11/29/00 Wed
Author: Jjaz
Subject: Alarm Clock War

I Screamed aloud, my dream was so vivid
Oh, it's the alarm clock, now I was livid
One swipe, my knuckles to bear
Damn, I missed, it's way over there
Climb out of bed, fall to my knees
I'm going to break that clock, if you please
Like secret agent, I neutralized that thing
Across the room with a thud and a ping

Now standing satisfied in the middle of the floor,
That early morning cock's crow smashed to its core
Back to my nestled bed, stopped in my track
Emergency! Emergency! Kidneys under attack!
Eyes wide open, I race for the door
Step on that damn clock, this was going to be war
Hip hop, ouch, to the bathroom I went
Though the relief was definitely heaven sent

Back to my room, still not quite awake
With my swollen foot, now starting to ache
One last kick, make sure it was dead
Oh my! oh my! I connected, post of the bed!
The words spoken should never be heard
By man or beast, as I flipped it the bird

As I lay prostrate, agonizing on the floor
It seemed to look at me, do you want more?
Tucked tail back to my bed in certain defeat
All sweaty and angry, with two swollen feet
Nestled in my pillow brings thoughts to my head
If this happens again, I'd surely be dead

I Screamed aloud, my dream was so vivid
Oh, it's the phone, now I was livid
One swipe, my knuckles to bear
Damn, I missed, it's way over there�

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