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Subject: This Picture Owns
Author: Mark (407)	[ Next Thread \| Previous Thread \| Next Message \| Previous Message ] Date Posted: 23:22:37 11/10/02 Sun [ Next Thread \| Previous Thread \| Next Message \| Previous Message ]

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Author: Mark (407) [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 23:23:46 11/10/02 Sun wouldn't that suck to work with this guy? Seriously, what if you went to your office and this guy was your boss? i'd wig out [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

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joel
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Date Posted: 01:56:56 11/16/02 Sat

looking at that picture makes remember a horrible experience of mine. i was at the county fair with a few friends of mine and we all got seperated somehow. so i was just struttin round all by my lonesome when i noticed a tent off to the side and two of my buddies entering it. i shouted to them but i guess they didn't hear me. i ran over to the tent and went inside through a flap on the side. it was quite dark in there, so i yelled for my friends but there wasn't any answer. stumbling through the darkness, i managed to see a splinter of light coming through the tent and approached it. all of the sudden i heard a queerish voice say, "hey what are you doing here butter nuts". without thinking i turned and started to run but couldn't navigate through the extreme darkness of the tent. four sets of arms grabbed me and dragged me along the dead grass that made up the tent's floor. a rag doused in chlorophorm was held tightly over my mouth and i desperately tried to retain consciousness. but alas the chemical got the best of me and i fell into a deep slumber.
when i woke up, my naked body was painted up like a clown and i was lying in a ditch alongside an interstate just outside of buffalo, new york. the nasty stench of clown semen was stuck to me like a sweaty nutsack clinging to your thigh on an extremely hot'n'humid august day. to this day i do not remember what happened when i was out, but it took forever to get the salamander out of my ass.

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[> Subject: Re: This Picture Owns
Author: Mark (407) [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 00:08:40 11/17/02 Sun wow joel...that was fucked up [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

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Author: roberto [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 19:18:10 11/18/02 Mon that is a great story joel. pretty freaky, but very funny. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]