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Date Posted: 12:08:12 02/09/06 Thu
Author: jaf
Subject: spanky jaf and romanov

Three guys hear that the "Guiness book of records Roadshow" is coming to their town next weekend. Spanky says:-

"Think I`ll go there as my feet are tiny, maybe IŽll get in the book"

Jaf says "I`ll go with you, IŽve got tiny hands"

Fizz/Cant/Romanov says "Well my John-Thomas is really small. I`ll go with you".

Saturday afternoon, a large trailer pulls into town & the guys wait in a queue to get records verified. Spanky comes out totally elated - "guess what? My feet are going into the book as the tiniest for a man". Jaf comes out delighted. "Hey, IŽll have to phone some pals - IŽve made it into the book for the tiniest male hands"

Fizz/Cant/Romanov comes out with a long face: "what`s up?" ask the other two.

He says "Does anyone know a guy called Chick Young"?

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