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Date Posted: 21:36:52 12/22/06 Fri
Author: john
Subject: 12/23/06-MEATBALL OF THE YEAR AWARD

2006 MEATBALL OF THE YEAR AWARD
THE 2006 MEATBALL OF THE YEAR AWARD WINNERS GO OUT TO THE FOLLOWING CLOWNS...

1)THE 80'S DIVA FROM NEW JERSEY IS THE TOP 2006 MEATBALL OF THE YEAR...EVEN
THOUGH SHE JUST WON THE MEATBALL OF THE WEEK HONORS BACK IN NOVEMBER THE VOTES
FOR HER POURED IN SO FAST AS EVERYONE QUICKLY REALIZED HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT
SHE REALLY IS...THIS CLOWN SIMPLY PLAYS IN A COVER BAND ON THE EAST COAST AND IS
CONSTANTLY POSTING PHONY PRIVATE GIGS THAT DON'T EVEN EXIST...ONE GIG THAT
STOOD OUT WAS THE ONE WHERE SHE GOT THE TOWN OF THE VENUE WRONG...THE PLACE SAID
THAT THEY DO NOT EVEN HAVE BANDS PLAYING THERE...AFTER HER SECOND BASS PLAYER
LEFT THE BAND SHE STARTED RUNNING ADS TO AUDITION A NEW BASSIST AND HAS EVEN
HAD A DIFFERENT PERSON LISTED AS HER BASS PLAYER 4 TIMES WITHIN 6 WEEKS...ACTS
LIKE THIS SIMPLY PROVE HOW MUCH OF A MORON SHE REALLY IS...LOVE DEFINITELY
HAS TAKEN DEFINITELY TAKEN ITS TOLL ON THIS DIVA...JUST PASS ME ANOTHER RUM N
COKE...

2)MEGAN ZACHER OF DELANCO,NJ COMES IN 2ND FOR 2006 FOR THE RIDICULOUS LAWSUIT
THAT SHE FILED EARLIER THIS YEAR AFTER ENTERING A DANCE LIKE SHAKIRA
CONTEST...AFTER PAYING $35 TO ENTER THE CONTEST AND THEN FALLING OFF THE BAR AND
TEARING A LIGAMENT IN HER KNEE SHE BLAMES THE BAR...AS I SAID SHE SHOULD'VE DANCED
TO A BON JOVI SONG AND SHE WOULD NOT HAVE FELL OFF THE BAR...

3)CHRISTINE GRANATA OF STATEN ISLAND,NY IS THE #3 MEATBALL OF 2006 AFTER
BEING ARRESTED THIS PAST JUNE ON NUMEROUS GRAND LARCENY CHARGES...BASICALLY SHE
CHARGED UP TO $6,000 WORTH OF GIFT CARDS USING OTHER PEOPLES CREDIT CARDS...WHAT
A SNOB...IT IS UNKNOWN IF HER COURT CASE IS STILL PENDING AT THIS TIME...

4)JERSEY CITY,NJ MAYOR JEREMIAH HEALY IS OUR #4 MEATBALL OF 2006 AFTER BEING
ARRESTED AT THE JERSEY SHORE ON CHARGES OF RESISTING ARREST AND INTERFERING
WITH A POLICE INVESTIGATION...HE WAS TOLD TO MIND HIS OWN BUSINESS BUT HE
DIDN'T...

5)THE NEW YORK POST COMES IN AT #5 AFTER THEY PRINTED A TASTELESS ARTICLE IN
THE 10/12/06 EDITION IN REGARDS TO NY YANKEES PITCHER COREY LIDEL BEING
KILLED IN A PLANE CRASH AS THEY REFERRED TO HIM AS A BOMBER PILOT...THATS REALLY
LOW...

6)DONDE BOWLES OF MERILLIONN,OH IS OUR #6 MEATBALL OF 2006 FOR HIS ARREST ON
DRUNKEN MOWER DRIVING...YES HE WAS DRIVING A LAWN MOWER DRUNK TO A STORE ON
THE SIDEWALK...HIS BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL WAS 0.144...GUESS HE COULDN'T BUY A
SLURPY...

7)COREY RANLE OF ST. PAUL,MN IS THE LUCKY NUMBER 7 MEATBALL OF 2006 AFTER
BEING ARRESTED ON MARIJUANA POSSESSION CHARGES...THIS IDIOT PUT 25 BAGS OF
MARIJUANA IN HIS SONS SCOOBY DOO BOOK BAG AND SENT HIS SON OFF TO SCHOOL...WHILE HIS
SON WAS THERE THE POT FELL OUT WHEN HE WENT TO GET A FOLDER OUT OF THE
BAG...VERY DUMB...

8)JODY BRIAN MAYOR OF MCRAE,GA IS OUR #8 OF 2006 AFTER BEING ARRESTED ON
CHARGES OF FORGERY...IN JUNE HE FOUND A CHECKBOOK AT THE BAR THAT HE USED TO BUY
DRINKS WITH...THE CHECKBOOK WAS THE BARTENDERS...NICE TRY BUT STRIKE 3 YOU'RE
OUT...

9)ROBERT MILITZER OF BERKLEY,MI IS OUR #9 MEATBALL OF 2006 AFTER HAVING TO
REPAY A $10 PARKING TICKET AFTER WRITING AN OBSCENITY ON THE CHECK...HE FACED 30
DAYS IN JAIL FOR CONTEMPT IF HE DIDN'T...

10)DENVER NUGGETS HEAD COACH GEORGE KARL IS #10 FOR 2006 AFTER THE 12/16/06
INSTIGATION HE CAUSED WHILE HIS BASKETBALL TEAM WAS UP BY 20 POINTS WITH 2
MINUTES LEFT IN THE GAME...HE BASICALLY KEPT HIS STARTERS IN AND HIS PLAYERS WERE
SHOWBOATING WHEN ONE OF THE NY KNICK PLAYERS GAVE THEM A HARD FOUL...

HONORABLE MEATBALL MENTIONS
HONORABLE MENTIONS GO OUT TO ALL THE HUDSON-BERGEN LIGHT RAIL ARRESTEES IN
BAYONNE,NJ AS WELL AS ALL OF THOSE ARRESTED FOR SHOPLIFITING AT THE AVENUE A
SHOPRITE IN BAYONNE,NJ AND ALL OF THE BAD CHINESE MOTORISTS THAT CAN'T DRIVE ON
THE NEW JERSEY TURNPIKE...

ANOTHER HONORABLE MEATBALL MENTION WILL GO OUT TO 3 PEOPLE WHO GOT FIRED FOR
A SCHEME IN WHICH THEY TRIED TO GET FREE PARKING AT THEIR JOB...ONE PERSON
HAD A LEGIT PASS AND MADE TWO PHONY PASSES...THEY WERE ALL CAUGHT BECAUSE EACH
PERMIT HAD THE SAME NUMBER...REAL SMART...

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Re: 12/23/06-MEATBALL OF THE YEAR AWARD -- anonomous, 12:31:36 06/26/07 Tue
Re: 12/23/06-MEATBALL OF THE YEAR AWARD -- sean, 21:10:12 06/29/07 Fri