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Date Posted: 02:26:55 07/20/99 Tue
Author: watever
Subject: Dates

Dates

Here's what happened when you date ...

Caucasian women
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary
position Then you promise to marry her but will
probably abandon the idea.

Japanese women
First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at
all
Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and
let you smell her panties
Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her
Then she will bid you sayonara as that was her fling
before getting married to a Japanese man

Malay women
First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers
Second date: You get to home base with her
Third date: You have to promise her that you are gonna
get circumcised
Then you will marry her and find out that you have to
support her whole family.
The only consolation is that you get to repeat the
procedure three other times as allowed under Muslim
law.

Chinese women
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
nothing happened
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive but
nothing happened too
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you have already realised nothing is going to happen

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