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Date Posted: 09:09:06 07/23/99 Fri
Author: Bill Clentong
Subject: Another Bill Clinton joke

While undressing for bed one night, good ole Bill notices
something like a red rash around his you know what. Alarmed, he
thinks, "I can't let Hillary see this!"

He makes an appointment to see his doctor at Bethesda Naval
Hospital, the very next day. "Doc," he says, "I've got this red
ring around my, you know. What is it and how do I get rid of
it?"

The doctor says, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what it is, but take
these pills for a week, and see if that takes care of it. If
not, come back and we'll try something else."

Bill takes the pills for a week but unfortunately, the red ring
is still there after 7 days. He goes back to the doctor and
tells him the pills didn't help. So the doctor prescribes
another medication, capsules this time, and gives him the same
instructions. Take them for a week, and come back if it's not
improved.

He takes the capsules for a week, and damn, the red ring is still
there!

So he goes back to the doctor and asks, "What next?" The doctor
gives him a cream in a tube this time. "Rub this on every day
for a week and let me know."

Bill goes back in a week and says, "Great news Doc! The rash is
gone! That stuff in the tube was wonderful! What was it?"

The doctor replied, "Lipstick remover."

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