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Date Posted: 12:39:44 06/13/99 Sun
Author: Ah Singh
Subject: Joke for the day...

WHAT DO U CALL THEM .......... ???==================================
0. Who is the only Singh?
Jaswant Singh
1. A SINGH who is sailor?
Karpal Singh
2. A SINGH who attends a chinese wedding party?
Yam Singh
3. A SINGH who is digging a hole?
Menggali Singh
4. A SINGH who likes to slap people?
Tau Ba Singh
5. A SINGH who is a gangster?
Sam Singh
6. A SINGH who is lost?
Miss Singh
7. A SINGH who is noisy?
Bee Singh
8. A SINGH who likes herbs?
Gin Singh
9. A SINGH who kills people?
Assa Singh
10. A SINGH with one ball?
Balwant Singh
11. A SINGH with two balls?
Balan Singh (as in balancing)
12. A SINGH with three balls?
AMAZING !!!!!!
13. A SINGH who is swimming in an iced pool?
Kuldip Singh
14. A SINGH who likes to drink soya bean milk?
Yeoh Hup Singh
15. What do you call a Singh who owns a ship that sank?
No lah, not Titanic Singh. He's Karam Singh
16. What do you call a Singh who was sacked by the national
hockeyteam?
Relax Singh
17. What do you call a Singh who is a lausy Singh? Owtar Singh
18. What do you call a Singh who likes roundabout?
Pu Singh
19. What do you call a Singh who is a three-star general?
Sam Lap Singh (cantonese)
20. What do you call a Singh who is flying around on a browm?
Sow pah Singh
21. If the Singhs were to succeed in forming their own country,
what will they call their currency?
Mata Wang Ah Singh
22. Then what do you call a Singh who like to scold people?
Tiew Niah Singh!!!

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