| Subject: Re: quiet |
Author:
kathy
|
[
Next Thread |
Previous Thread |
Next Message |
Previous Message
]
Date Posted: 20/12/02 19:42:36
Author Host/IP: inktomi3-lee.server.ntl.com/62.252.224.6
In reply to:
Eleanor
's message, "Re: quiet" on 18/12/02 22:40:24
>>This forums gone very quiet?
>I didn't know it could play audio clips
>>Is the paranormal world dead?
>I hope so or else we are all wasting our time
>>Is there nothing to talk about?
>As a last resort you can always talk about nothing
>>Has somebody discovered the truth?
>Yes John our little secret is out
>>If the world is full of beautiful brides then where
>>the hell do ugly wifes come from????
>Man made
>>To all virgins thanks for nothing
>Now your virgin on the ridiculous
>>Is Jo H is small tall person, or a tall small
>>person????? answers on a post card please.
>How about on the back of a stuck down envelope?
>>Why does the paranormal world attract so many
>>fraudsters and idiots.
>Since we are not fraudsters, what are you implying
>SUTTON?
>>Does a slug have a purpose in life or do they just lie
>>around looking slimy?
>Don't knock the homeless
>>If all is not lost where is it?
>It's between 'if' and 'is'
>>Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
>Is this from first hand experience
>>How do you get off on a non stop flight?
>Getting off is easy, but how do you get on?
>>Why is that the early bird gets the worm and the
>>second mouse gets the cheese?
>Mice don't eat worms!
>>Why is it that night falls but but day breaks?
>Because night lands on it.
>>How come wrong you dial a wrong number it is never
>>busy?
>What I want to know is why all these wrong numbers are
>dialed when I'm are in the bath?
>>Back and forth should be forth and back, you have to
>>go forth before you going back?
>But if you went fourth, you shouldn't need to go back,
>because the first three should tell you that you have
>gone the wrong way.
>>Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an s
>>in it?
>Because without an 'S' you would have a lip.
>>Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid
>>of?
>To make the company that sell them flushed with success
Eleanor,
just wanted to say that i thought Johns little question time was very clever, but by god your answers were ten times better, i havnt enjoyed reading anyhing as much in ages, you two are so on the same wavelength its unbelievable, i dont know how long it took you to think of answers for them all, but you are a natural!!!!!!!!
Have a very merry christmas, you and Chris both, and hope to see you both again one day in the near future, ( have i said that once before?????)
take care
Kathy -x-
[
Next Thread |
Previous Thread |
Next Message |
Previous Message
]
| |
Feedback: 