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Nathan
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Date Posted: 03:29:15 01/11/04 Sun
A montage of various known fools of this organization pops on screen with music back up from singer and ukelele player Tiny Tim singing “Tip Toe Through the Tulips”, along with WEW Symbol (an ass end of a cartoonish happy pig), then a disclaimer,
“Its actually not a “night – time” show, we could only get the Grave Yard time slot of 3 in the morning due to lack of interest (Even on Cable Access {so not cool grrrr!}), however we DO record on Sunday afternoon, but all in all – its still TUESDAY NIGHT MEDIUM - RARE WE’RE CONFLICTED... uh... um... sort of Wrestling show... uh – yeah”
Then various fake computer generated fireworks go off as the fake sounding crowd goes wild...
“WEW Medium - Rare We’re Conflicted is recorded in front of a synthesized audience.” (That explains it!)
The ring announcer see’s the camera pointing to him and he looks as if he is totally bored, and at the same time the camera seems to be showing the same 6 people in the crowd a hundred times over, he begins after the ringing of the bell, (Which of course is a little hand held bell,) “(Yawns loudly) Ladies and Gentleman, coming to the ring, Gravel Luke - Warm.” He then looks as if he was going to fall over in a stupor, but quickly wakes up and walks out of the ring thinking to himself, 'Just think WE pay people to watch our show, not GET paid!' He sits down to sleep.
A soft sleepy composition blasts through the speakers, its Bach as Gravel Luke - Warm struts to the ring, as he enters he walks to each corner of the ring in turn to give the very small crowd the thumbs up. Then he grabs the microphone... “You know,” He says in a girly voice, very feminine way about him, the crowd chants “eh?” when he completes a phrase. “I am like – so tired!” *eh?* “Really tired, you know like – really!” *eh?* “I also like, really want that belt or something, that Loser belt!” *eh?* “And that is what I say, be------ cause like I said something, you know!”
PS: (From poster himself), I have wayyyyyy too much time on my hands :-p
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Its the WEW Tuesday Night Medium - Rare We're Conflicted!
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