*over PA* DO YOU SMELL WHAT JALAKI IS COOKIN'?! *walks out from backstage* (*whiny voice*) "I'll beat your sorry ass from one end of the ring to the other" *normal voice* Know your ROLE and shut your DAMN MOUTH jabroni! You want to go one-on-one, mano-y-mano with The Great One? Jalaki guaran-damn-tees to make your monkey ass famous! If ya smell what jalaki is cookin'. -- The Shoal Isle

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Subject: *over PA* DO YOU SMELL WHAT JALAKI IS COOKIN'?! *walks out from backstage* (*whiny voice*) "I'll beat your sorry ass from one end of the ring to the other" *normal voice* Know your ROLE and shut your DAMN MOUTH jabroni! You want to go one-on-one, mano-y-mano with The Great One? Jalaki guaran-damn-tees to make your monkey ass famous! If ya smell what jalaki is cookin'.

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Jalaki, Gutter Boi/Clan Chief of the Nine Valleys Sept of the Taardad Aiel
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Date Posted: 01:47:15 12/02/01 Sun
In reply to: Nathan 's message, "Well, I'll tell ya WHAT! JALAKI!!! I am so glad to see that your doing fine! It makes my heart feel so good and fill with glee, now I can sleep tonight! Furthermore, you said for me to go against some other piece of s*** and beat the living HELL out of him. Then I will defend my title, with you on this corner, and me on this one. It will be a match like none other in the history of WrestleMania. I am going to prophesy here and say that I'll beat your sorry ass from one end of the ring to the other, and THATS THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!!!!!!!!" on 16:01:48 12/01/01 Sat

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*walks closer* I don't really want to know what your cookin'. Because it stinks! I know my role you son of a bastard! All you have to do is show up, and just wait for the beating of a life time! (NT) Nathan 22:33:04 12/04/01 Tue

Are you still talking, Mr. Nathan, Mr. "wait for the beating of a life time" - well...hey, you look a little thirsty. Why don't you go mosey on down to the cafeteria, walk up to the bar, take a seat, wave to the bartender, and order yourself a great big ol' glass of SHUT-UP JUICE!!!! Jalaki says, "Just bring it." (NT) -- jalaki, 00:08:35 12/05/01 Wed

WHAT!! *crowd: WHAT!* WHAT! *WHAT!* WHAT! *WHAT!* WHAT! *WHAT!* WHAT! *WHAT!* You talk about a bar! *WHAT!* You talk about getting a drink! *WHAT!* Just so happens I was already there! *WHAT!!* I had Ole Jack! *WHAT!* Also some 151!! *WHAT!* To top it off with some Moonshine!! *WHAT!!* Then I had some beer! *WHAT!!* I also had some chicken wings, and then beer to wash it down! *WHAT!!* I am still quite capable of coming down to that ring and knocking your ass from pillar to post!! *WHAT!!* It's funny you say SHUT-UP JUICE!! *WHAT!!* After all that boy, it would be shut-up for you!! *WHAT!!* Just give a time and place and I'll be right there whoop your sorry ass! (NT) -- Nathan, 00:21:12 12/14/01 Fri

*over PA* Do you smell what Jalaki is cookin'? *walks out...stops at top of ramp....turns head sharply to the right, then slowly looks up before turning forward and facing the ring* Know your role and shut your mouth! -=jalaki=- has had about enough of your monkey ass. You want to go one-on-one with The Great One? -=jalaki=- guaruan-damn-tees to take your ROO-dy POO candy ASS down Know Your Role Blvd., hang that right at Jabroni Drive, and check your ass in to the Smackdown Hotel!! If ya SMELL-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L...what -=jalaki=-...is cookin! (NT) -- jalaki, 01:02:20 12/14/01 Fri

WHAT?!?! *WHAT?!?* WHAT?!?! *WHAT?!?* Hey Jalaki! *WHAT?!?* You goddamn yellow belly!! *WHAT!?!* Instead of standing a top the ramp!! *WHAT?!?* Why don't you come down here to the ring!! *WHAT?!?* And tell it in my face! *WHAT?!* Your there giving some stupid direction!! *WHAT!?!* To some fantasy place!! *WHAT?!?* I'll tell you what!! *WHAT!?!* Why don't you just walk your yellow belly sorry ass down that ramp in front of you!!! *WHAT?!?* And get in this ring!! *WHAT?!?* How about it *bitchy voice* "Great One"! *WHAT?!?* (NT) -- Nathan, 01:37:54 12/14/01 Fri

Jabroni, -=jalaki=- would be more than happy to oblige you and walk down there and SHUT that yapping mouth of yours! But obviously you have some sort of hearing problem, and it would not be fair for -=jalaki=- to kick your roody-poo candy ass, as you are disabled. Therefore -=jalaki=- suggest you go buy yourself a hearing aid, take it out of the box, turn it on, shine it up REAL nice, turn that son-a-bitch sideways and stick it STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!!! (NT) -- jalaki, 01:46:42 12/14/01 Fri

*theme from "2001: A Space Odyssey" plays over the loudspeakers...guy in suit swaggers out* WHOO! Next month, at the Royal Rumble, the WWF Heavyweight championship will be up. Jalaki vs. Nathan, one-on-one, no DQ! WHOO! If ya smell, what the Nature Boy, is cookin'! What does -=jalaki=- have to say about that? (NT) -- Ric Flair, The Nature Boy, 01:34:52 12/14/01 Fri

What does -=jalaki=- have to say about that? Just one thing: *leans head back* WHOOOOOO!!!!!! (NT) -- jalaki, 01:39:13 12/14/01 Fri
*Looks toward Flair and Jalaki, and then a sinister smile forms* What?! *WHAT?!?* WHOOOOO! Oh yeah I can handle that!! *WHAT?!?* And I'll see your sorry ass at the Rumble!! *WHAT!?!* I will walk away with title intact, WHY?!?! *WHY??!* 'CAUSE THATS THE BOTTOM LINE!! 'CAUSE STONE COLD SAYS SO!! *crowd says the line also* *Window smashes, and Austin's music starts playing* (Nathan departs) (NT) -- Nathan, 01:51:14 12/14/01 Fri