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Subject: DO YOU SMELL WHAT -=jalaki=- IS COOKIN'? *suddenly the speakers boom out -=jalaki=-'s theme song as Hall, Hogan, and Nash look around confused*


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Date Posted: 03:59:28 03/18/02 Mon
In reply to: Nathan 's message, "*glass breaks and Austin's music starts playing*" on 00:04:14 03/18/02 Mon


*Hogan runs to the entrance ramp, hoping to intercept -=jalaki=- on his way to the ring. Nash wakes up and grbas Nathan again, continuing to hold him as Hall gets ready for his finishing move.

Suddenly -=jalaki=- comes running out of the crowd, leaping to the guard rail before jumping clear across the floor to the ring and then flipping over the top rope.

Nash runs at -=jalaki=-, who unloads a series of four right hands (a la The Rock) to Nash's head, before pulling his arm back, right hand up, open, palm forward, looking back toward it, and them slamming the fist into Nash's face, causing him to fall to the mat and roll out of the ring. Hogan, meanwhile, jumps up onto the apron, but before he can react, -=jalaki=- comes running with a clothesline, sending Hogan flying off the apron to the hard floor below.

Hall, looking scared out of his wits, begins to back away, as Nate slowly stands back up. -=jalaki=- motions for a microphone and one is thrown to him. He then looks towards Hall. *

You think you can come out here, you can run your mouth off and try to steal -=jalaki=-'s title? Just who do you think you are? *waits for Hall to talk and cuts him off after a word or two* IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! -=jalaki=- is going to layeth the smacketh down on your roo-dee-poo CANDY ASS!! However, -=jalaki=- is not an unreasonable guy. He knows how to forgive and forget. *motions Hall over* So if you can give him a good reason, he might just find it in his heart to forgive you. *offers microphone to Hall*

*Hall cautiously reaches for it, afraid -=jalaki=- may just rip his arm off. Nothing happens and Hall fearfully snatches the mic away, breathing an obvious sigh of relief* I'm sorry, Jalaki, really sorry that I...

*-=jalaki=- cuts him off with another right hand to the head before executing his own finishing move, head under the legs then flipping up to sit on Hall's shoulders before sliding off and around to pull him down DDT-style*

KNOW YOUR ROLL AND SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!!! *notices that Hall is now lying in the center of the ring as the crowd begins shouting "ELBOW!! ELBOW!! ELBOW!!!"

-=jalaki=- stands at Hall's shoulders and kicks his arms in towards his body, then pulls his right elbow pad off and throws it into the crowd. Swinging his arms out & back in, index fingers extended to point towards the ropes, -=jalaki=- then runs to the left, bouncing off the ropes, running back to jump over Hall's prone body before bouncing off the ropes on the other side, then stops as he reaches Hall's body again, pivoting on his left foot and kicking his right foot out while swinging his right arm out as he falls to deliver the People's Elbow to Hall's chest.

Standing back up, -=jalaki=- grabs the microphone and turns to Nathan. Nathan tosses him a beer and -=jalaki=- pops it open and pours it into his mouth & over himself as Stone Cold Nathan often does. * Now, then, Nathan. You want to go one-on-one with The Great One? You want to put your title up on the line against the most e-LECT-trifying man in sports entertainment today? -=jalaki=- accepts your challenge and guaran-DAMN-tees to make your monkey ass FAMOUS, if ya SMELL-L-L-L-L-L-L-L...what -=jalaki=-....is...cookin'.

*-=jalaki=- exits the ring as Hall begins to rise from the mat. Hogan and Nash jump back in the ring, and Nathan gives all three the double-fingers and lays them all out again with a few Stone Cold Stunners.

He stops -=jalaki=- just as he is at the top of the entrance ramp, about to exit the ring... *


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Nathan stands on the outside ring apron, with mic in handNathan15:44:09 03/18/02 Mon




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