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Subject: Ha Ha Ha! (Or is that Ho Ho Ho??)

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tammy

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Date Posted: 16:27:01 12/05/02 Thu

What do elves learn in school?

The Elf-abet!

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

What kind of bird can write?

A PENguin.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

Because every buck is dear to him.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

Missletoe!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?

Sandy Claus!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?

Its true....Comet cleans sinks!

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Because the angel had said,"No L!"

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?

Pour Santa flush on him.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon hood.

The 3 stages of man:

He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

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[> Subject: Re: Ha Ha Ha! (Or is that Ho Ho Ho??)
Author: Noel [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 19:37:36 12/05/02 Thu Ohhhh.. (pinching nose because they stink so baaaad...) I needed that, thanks Tammy! May take them to work and torture my co-workers with them all day...

[> [> Subject: Re: Ha Ha Ha! (Or is that Ho Ho Ho??)
Author: Jan [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 04:02:47 12/06/02 Fri Where do you find these groaners, Tammy???