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Subject: Christmas Ho Ho Ho????

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tammy

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Date Posted: 06:53:02 11/30/02 Sat

Ten signs your sick of the holidays

You've got red and green bags under your eyes
You're serving reindeer pot pie
When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream, "No! I'm not listening!"
You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your air gun
You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies
You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe.
You've got eggnog coming out of your ears
Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you b*&^%$#@"
Two words: tinsel rash

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[> Subject: Re: Christmas Ho Ho Ho????
Author: Gayle [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 06:58:38 11/30/02 Sat I read these to the kids Tammy and they cracked up! Thought eating reindeer pies was pretty gross though!! LOL Wonder if Jan has ever suffered 'tinsel rash'!!

[> [> Subject: Re: Christmas Ho Ho Ho????
Author: Jennifer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:07:46 11/30/02 Sat LOL Tammy!! I think my Christmas tree was taunting me last night! I'd put an ornament on there and one would fall off...I swear you could hear it laughing! LOL

[> [> [> Subject: Re: Christmas Ho Ho Ho????
Author: Jan [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:58:10 11/30/02 Sat Hey, don't get between a girl and her tinsel!