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Date Posted: 14:45:24 01/20/05 Thu
Author: Zig Zag
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 80.43.174.155
Subject: Cheeseburgers Can Be Dangerous

There was a little blonde haired lad
Who somehow changed from a red to a blue
He was handsome just like his dad
They went everywhere together as tho joined by glue

He was born on a Thursday so they called him Matt ?
As he got older he taught himself to swim
Just around the corner was a lake with a surface so flat
It was surrounded by trees so the light was always dim

Now Matts parents warned him about the fast food thing
They said fast food casts an eerie spell
But Matt being Matt always did his own thing
And what happened next, i am about to tell

On the first day of his school holidays
Matt felt the first pangs of a building hunger
So he sloped off for a feast, never mind what anyone says
His mind was set, it would be french fries and a burger

Once there he stopped to study the menu
And what he read nearly made him fall to the ground
There on the board it said, buy one, get one free
So he ordered and when it came it weighed over a pound

His face was a picture as he thought of what was to come
Two huge burgers and fries all covered in cheese
He licked his lips and began to rub his tum
when it was served he went weak at the knees

Swiftly running out he stopped at a field
There he sat next to a lake unable to be seen
He thought the buns on the burgers were as big as a shield
Quickly devouring the first one he licked his fingers clean

But before he could start the second he felt a little funny
Everywhere was dark and the wind began to blow
It was strange and weird like a bee with no honey
Then suddenly in the lake a light began to glow

Brighter and brighter till everywhere was so white
Matt heard a roll of thunder and slowly shut his eyes
When he awoke he was wet and slimey and his head felt light
He now had two webbed feet and muscular thighs

Looking around from were he was sat
He realised he was floating on a lily pad
His head was hard and knurled like an old cricket bat
Tears ran down his face because he felt so sad

Some things you can laugh about but this was no joke
Nothing felt right as he leapt from the water to a log
He tried to shout for help but all he heard was a croak
The little blonde haired boy was now an old green frog

Many years went by and life was boring
Each new day was as the one before
His only pleasure in life was listening to the birds sing
Altho now he could eat eight dragon flys a day instead of four

Early one morning as he was snoozing on his pad
A distant noise quickly made him sit up and listen
Even a visit from another frog wouldn't be so bad
This sound was different, it was a car engine

The car stopped and he sensed someone close
Footsteps slowly approached his lonely lake
It was a princess and the scent of Gucci assailed his nose
The sight that behold him was almost to much to take

It was a vision of beauty with a long dark ponytail
Her eyes sparkled and shone like diamonds in the sky
She was playing a guitar with slender fingers and painted nails
And singing a ballad with the voice of an angel from on high

The frog had never witnessed such an impressive sight
His heart began to race and he vowed to impress her
He never noticed the glow in the lake began to grow bright
Looking beyond the princess he saw her white charger was really a Ford Fiesta

Magically she walked across the water to were he was sitting
Taking the frog in her hand she raised him to her lips
Gently kissing him, he felt his heart begin to sing
She tasted of sweet wine, he thought between sips

The light in the lake was now blindingly bright
Thunder rolled and lightening flashed on the horizon
Hurricane winds blew as day turned to night
But the princess in his arms was the loveliest he'd set eyes upon

With a crash and a bang the storm had passed
He noticed he was changing to his very core
The princess had saved him from his croaking lapse
Slowly opening his eyes, he saw he was Matt, once more

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Re: Cheeseburgers Can Be Dangerous -- Zig Zag, 14:47:00 01/20/05 Thu
Re: Cheeseburgers Can Be Dangerous -- Raphaela, 12:47:34 02/24/05 Thu