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Date Posted: 13:27:33 12/15/05 Thu
Author: Raphaela
Author Host/IP: 88-110-236-47.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com / 88.110.236.47
Subject: Re: Dear Santa(Adult)
In reply to: icyheart 's message, "Dear Santa(Adult)" on 19:12:55 12/13/05 Tue

Oh bad Icy!

You won't be getting any secret surprises in your stocking ;)

Enjoyed the humorous tone.

:)

>Dear Santa,
>
>You know I hold you in high esteem
>but I have fallen upon ill light or so it would seem
>I still would like to thank you for the presents
>even if the hat was too big.
>
>Now Santa, I still insist that you not blame me
>for what Little Tommy did
>I did not put him up to putting Exlax in the deers
>treats
>even though he said I did.
>
>No, I did not shoot at you last year
>geezzzz, what must I say to erase your fears
>shooting you or Rudolph would cause me
>just way too much trouble.
>
>Ok, I have had it with you fat man!
>Either you bring my present that I want
>or else I write Mrs. Claus
>What do you mean, which one?
>
>The only one I asked for this year
>Yes, that one dressed in only ribbons
>what do you mean , no?
>Do you remember what you did last year?
>
>After drinking too much
>you left Mrs. Claus�s undies at my house
>I know you didn�t but me and little Tommy
>will swear you did.
>
>Now about that present
>Yea,Merry Christmas to you too
>Mr. Claus
>from Icyheart

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