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Subject: Sean Paul is the bain of my existence and other observations

Author:
Special K

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Date Posted: 13:24:30 02/09/04 Mon

Last night's Grammy's were without a doubt, the most entertaining collection of live music possibly ever assembled on one nationally televised broadcast. That being said, I'd just like to issue a personal fuck you to Sean Paul for ruining Roxanne. You fucking asshole!

Sarah and I were having a good time of it, playing along with the natural rhthym of the game, only to have that Carribean jack-me-off bastardize a landmark drinking game and top selling single.

If you missed the Grammy's ... here's what you missed: Prince and Beyonce on Purple Rain, Dave, Sting, vince Gill and Pharrell (on drums) commerating the Beatles, the children of Jesus Christ (Beck's intro of the White Stripes), Samuel L. as the Minister of Funk as Earth, Wind & Fire, Big Boi, Robert Randolph and the Family Band and finally a jamboree with the grandmaster George Clinton as the finale rocked funk into the new millenium, and finally along came Dre 3000 to finish the show. Good god!

It was awesome ... why doesn't anyone post anymore? On an entirely different note, I drank a cup full of Everclear because I lost a SuperBowl bet, and had liquid shit for two days. Oh, and I thought I was going to be stupid forever again, but I tell you what, my liver is like the little engine that could.

Back to last night ... when the Grammy's were over the most fucking exciting (actually only exciting) Pro Bowl was being played. Why wasn't Dante returning kicks?

How's everyone doing? Rick, what happened to my shades? Paul, heard the broccoli is going well? Matt, when is NYC?

Anyways, take er easy.

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[> Subject: More Grammy's

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Sarah
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Date Posted: 07:18:26 02/10/04 Tue

You forgot about the Celine Dion disaster. So she tries a tribute to her father, complete with cheesy pictures in the background, and first her mike doesn't work, then it works and she sounds bad. I thought she might start crying.

Also, if I didn't think Christina Aguilera's knees weren't already worn in, I might begin to worry about them hurting after she kneeled through almost her entire performance of "Beautiful" I guess she is used to that rocking motion, up and down,up and down. A microphone looks pretty phallic.

So Keith did hit the highlights for you, but I thought I would pooint out some low lights.

P.S. what was that with Andre getting his first award? It took him forever to get on stage and then he just says "thanks" and sits down. Maybe afterwards he should have added "but I gotta go back and hit that blunt." I mean, did you see the size of that guy's sunglasses? I thought it might of been some sort of protest or acting cool but then they were all gushing when they won the last award... I revert to my first hypothesis. He was blazed.

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