Subject:  Let's get some freedom all up in this bitch! |
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Date Posted: 11:53:23 06/14/05 Tue
What’s the APR on that thing? 3.9? Wow, a little high, don’t you think. Come on, we’re trying to celebrate freedom here. Some rag heads just flew jumbo jets into the WTC and you’re telling me the APR is 3.9%? What the fuck is this, Iranistan? They’re threatening our very way of life and you come at me with this garbage. What is this world coming to? Don’t you get it? This is exactly what the terrorists want. They’re jealous of our freedom! They hate it! They’re pissed the fuck off because they can’t get debt refinancing, Botox injections and Capri Pants. If you keep that APR that high, you might as well just outlaw music, dancing, and women because buddy, the terrorists have already won!
I mean, don’t you love America? Maybe you don’t. Maybe you really want to be out on the street down there with those peace hawks. Those vagrants make me want to puke my fucking guts out. They obviously don’t appreciate the American life style. They don’t understand that people died for them. They died so they could have faded jeans and drive Saturns. They just conveniently forget that reality T.V. wouldn’t be a reality if back in WWII we hadn’t fought for our American way of life!
I remember when I was a child for Christmas Santa Klaus brought me a G.I. Joe book. You know what G.I. Joe was up to in that book? He was fighting those god damned slant eyed Japs. Yup, they were all dug in on one of those sweat shop islands over in the Pacific and they’d just carpet bombed the hell out of it but they were still dug in their like little termites. So G.I. Joe goes in their and has a king hell battle with ‘em. And you know what the very last chapter in that book was? G.I. Joe is holding up a flag pole with one hand while with the other he’s holding a gun that he swings like a baseball bat to hit a grenade back to those Jap bastards with, blowing them all to smithereens! I think there was an apple pie at his feet too. That has always stuck with me, even into my adult life.
But this is an outrage! 3.9%!?!?! Obviously you forget what the great… you know, that one guy… said at some battle or other... Give me liberty and low interest financing to jump start the economy, or give me… What’s that? The manager says 2.5% is the lowest you can go? Well, yeah, that’s pretty reasonable. And a $500 cash rebate? Yeah, that would go a long way towards that bomb shelter I’ve had my eye on. Okay, okay, I think we can deal here. Let’s show Osama what it’s really like to be an American.
Let’s not be afraid to be free.
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