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Subject: Re: You're never gonna believe this...

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DJ Fat, and the notorious H.U.G.E.

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Date Posted: 18:10:03 08/23/01 Thu
In reply to: �|\/|�$# 's message, "Re: You're never gonna believe this..." on 20:15:05 08/22/01 Wed

Goddamn Michaels mother! Thanks to her I'm going to
>fucking university in September. Yes, she phoned up
>Leeds to ask if they would accept me despite the
>blatant lack of UCAS application or number or
>whatever, and they were like 'with her grades, shit
>yes'. So now I'm going to study Bsc Biology at Leeds
>university. I guess it means I'll be able to keep an
>eye on Myke a lot more easily...hehehe...
>Accommodation is our next hurdle. Myke decided it
>would be a good idea to share a uni flat and thinks
>that if we phone up the acommodation allocation man
>and explain that we want to share a place they'll say
>okay then. Why am I thinking this is sooo not going to
>be the case??
>
>Why are all men so uncommunicative + expect you to be
>a mind-reader??

Why are all women moaning bastards all the time, and can't leave their blokes alone?
>
>Why can't I cook very well??

Because.
>
>Why don't they make good love songs like they used
>(eg: Brian Ferry 'Jealous guy')??

John Lennon wrote Jealous Guy, dumbass
>
>Why didn't I go to America with slim pig and the old
>padre?? Oh, I know the answer to that - house to
>myself for 2 weeks = lots of Michael time. Ignore this
>question please.
>

Ignored.

>Why is evil ginger imposter Michelle walking around
>with a new bloke already??
>

She isnt, and its none of ure business really is it?

>How is it that James Baileys has a girlfriend??

he probably pulled.
>
>Why do I feel so crap even though I've got nothing to
>feel bad about - is this hormonal or weather related??
>

you need a masturbation session.
>Hi.
>M xx

Right. well thats just about DANDY then isnt it?

.........TWAAAAAAAT!

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