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Date Posted: 19:55:26 01/21/01 Sun
Author: Kay
Subject: Re: Little Joke
In reply to: Jim 's message, "Little Joke" on 16:43:23 01/20/01 Sat

>Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy
>says to the second. "You know, we could make alot of
>money running our own bungee-jumping service in
>Mexico."
> The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the
>two pool their money and buy everything they'll need -
>a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel
>to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they
>are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to
>assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch
>them at work.
> The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the
>cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy
>notices that he has a
>few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy
>isn't able catch him, he falls again, bounces and
>comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and
>bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him.
> The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This
>time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got a
>couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
>Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time
>and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" The
>first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the
>heck is a "pinata"?

Cute joke! It makes me happy!

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