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Author: GRDNHET [Edit]
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Date Posted: Fri, Aug 15 2003, 6:33:44
A MAN IS STANDING ON THE WINDOW LEDGE OF HIS FLOODED HOUSE,PRAYING. A LIFEBOAT STOPS,THE CAPTAIN SAYS, GET IN,THE MAN SAYS ,NO THE LORD WILL SAVE ME, THE WATER GETS DEEPER, HE,S ON THE 2ND. STORY WINDOW LEDGE PRAYING, AGAIN,A 2ND. BOAT STOPS, JUMP, THEY SHOUT, NO HE SAYS, THE LORD IS GOING TO SAVE ME,THE WATER GETS DEEPER STILL, HE,S ON THE ROOF, STILL PRAYING. A HELICOPTER HOVERS AND DROPS A LINE, CLIMB UP THE PILOT SHOUTS, NO THE MAN SHOUTS , THE LORD IS GOING TO SAVE ME.
WELL, HE DROWNS, AT THE PEARLY GATES HE SAYS TO GOD,I PRAYED,AND PRAYED, A FAT LOT OF HELP YOU WERE. GOD SAID, WHAT YOU,R ON ABOUT, I SENT 2 BOATS AND A HELICOPTER AND YOU REFUSED TO GET IN THEM.
WELL I THOUGHT IT FUNNY, ANYWAY GRDN.
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- Re: JOKE -- Knoena, Fri, Aug 15 2003, 17:42:58
- Re: JOKE -- Rurapenthe, Wed, Aug 27 2003, 5:35:05
- Re: JOKE -- rurapenthe, Thu, Aug 28 2003, 9:27:05
- Re: JOKE -- Nikki, Mon, Nov 03 2003, 5:20:13
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