Date Posted:20:27:40 07/13/07 Fri Author: The Rhino Subject: Cans In reply to:
Hugh Jazz
's message, "Knocked Up advance screening" on 14:03:45 04/20/07 Fri
Oh, how I love me some cans. I saw Knocked Up as well and dearly loved it. I guess Heigl is one of those serious actresses that can't share her body with her adoring fans. "That's what whores do!" she might say. Well I truly disagree. I'm here to tell all of you that if I were a woman and I had the bountiful harvest that Katherine Heigl had under her sweater, I would show every one of you the promised land. My jugs would be on billboards. Angelina Jolie gives her heart and soul to movies AS WELL AS her golden bozos. She knows that the fans want to see them and, hell, she can even claim it was in the name of art since she's all serious and shit. I see nothing wrong with that. Call it art, and you can call me an art lover.
It's time for Heigl to do the right thing and embrace art. Let 'em fly, Heigs, let 'em fly!
