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Edward S. Harrison
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Date Posted: 23:31:26 03/11/01 Sun
After browsing through your site, I noticed you have yet to include any stories involving Ball State. To help with these matters, I have written one.
A Night to Remember
by Mike Getty
So I was in bed Sunday morning with this killer headache. "Oh man," I thought, "I must of been outta my mind last night. I probably drank more beer in one evening than entire cast of Cheers drank during their eleven some years on the TV. Geez...."
I rolled over in bed, hoping to ease the pain, but I was stopped by a lump. Actually, it wasn't a lump, it was another person. A living, breathing, warm human body in my bed! "Yes!" I thought. "Not only did I manage to get drunk, but I also managed to score! Mike Getty, say goodbye to the big V-I-R-G-I-N. Hello sex city, population two and growing!!!" Filled with glee, I slowly lifted the bed sheet to see with whom I had gotten lucky. "Oh dear God...," I thought. To my horror, under the bed sheet lay my roommate, Kyle. "I had the gay sex with Kyle!" I exclaimed aloud.
Kyle's eyes shot open. He looked at me with equal horror. "I had the gay sex with Mike!" he yelled. "And I wasn't even drunk!" He tried to jump out of bed, but tripped over a box of gerbils.
After discussing the matter over for several hours, Kyle and I decided to never speak of that night again to anyone. Not to our girlfriends, not to our parents, not to our future children. In short, no one. And then we had the gay sex again. Damn it felt good! The end.
Post it up boys!!!! Give us something to read!!!!
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