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Date Posted: 08:37:36 02/17/01 Sat
Author: littleclyde
Subject: The bigger they are the harder they fall

A midget went to the corner bar one night ordering the strongest drink available. Once he had finished the drink, he asked who was the strongest man in the room. When the bartender pointed the man out, the midget approached the man, picked a fight, and whipped him. The next night the midget returned. Again, he ordered the strongest drink, picked a fight with the strongest man and won. Being concerned about the loss of business, the bartender decided he needed to take some kind of measures to end the midget's visits. He had a large... mean.... gorilla delivered and placed in the men rest room. That night after the midget had finished his drink, the bartender told him the strongest was in the rest room. There were painful moans and loud noises echoing from the rest room just shortly after the midget had entered. Then, the midget came out.......walked up to the bartender and said........."whenever that guy wakes up, tell him I put his fur coat in the trash can".

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