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The sad secret of Santa Claus revealed

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Trevor Oakshott (Exhausted from laughing)

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Date Posted: 06:03:06 05/13/13 Mon

When the evil brother of Santa Claus escaped from his prison, underneath the Greenland ice sheet, the consequences for the world were potentially devastating. Cedric Claus, (for that was the name of this psychopathic sibling of the red coated benefactor), set out to wreak havoc and to ruin Christmas for the entire planet. He is still going about his wicked work today. How he achieves this is explained in one of the appendices to the very funny book �The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama� by Christopher Antony Meade. Many more strange and alarming things about our modern world are also explained within the pages of this very original and totally mad take on some of the conspiracy theories which float about in the collective consciousness of the 21st century public. I'm not saying you will believe everything you read in this book, but you are guaranteed to laugh a lot. I know I did and it takes a lot to make me roll about the floor in hilarity. �The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama� is the perfect antidote to the, almost constant, deluge of grim storylines that bedevil all our news outlets today. Download it and cheer yourself up. There still is plenty to laugh at in the world.
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