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Subject: Entertaining rambling with friends


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Date Posted: 00:42:08 07/03/03 Thu

I'm mad. Can you fucking tell?
<- 2003-06-17 - 8:27 a.m. ->

I am sick and fucking tired of girls. Seriously. Don't they ever change? ever? At all?

Men have gone through periods in history, first we discovered fire. Then there was senseless killing, then we started getting good at building stuff, then we started getting good at painting/sculpting/writing stuff. Now we're back to senseless killing. But at least we change. Throughout all of those periods of man there has been women sitting back there being bitchy. When Ug discovered fire Fe-Ug was all over him, until Cron discovered fire also, then Fe-Ug changed her name to Fe-Cron all because fucking Cron kept his caveman hair a little neater. Senseless violence was the result of women too. Helen of Troy ring a bell to anyone? Fuck, the entire dark ages were just women pulling that usual "I don't like him, go beat him up" bullshit.
And what was going on while we were building things? You guessed it: "Maarriiiooo (With the obligatory high shrilly voice).. The Emporer has indoor plumbing! I want indoor plumbing! Build me a bidet! I want to shit inside for once!" God damn you woman, can't you just shit outside like every other decent person? Geez.
And during the renaissance? Yeah. Like I even have to tell you. Why the fuck do you think Van Gogh cut off his fucking ear? So he wouldn't have to listen to a woman bitch all the time. That's fucking right. Or maybe he did it for a woman.. "Vincent.. Oh Vincent honey.. your earlobe is much too big.. I won't fuck you anymore." That's what women do, they take away your right to fuck if your earlobe is too big. What the fuck kinda shit is that?
Then we come to the current times, turning back to senseless violence. Now women are still just as fucking bitchy and confusing as ever, and I'm about to cut off my ear.

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Re: Entertaining rambling with friendsWouldn't you like to know00:44:05 07/03/03 Thu


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