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Florida Bible College's Dr. Michael E.Schmidt: Christian trumpeter -- Jason, 09:48:58 11/01/04 Mon
ALOT OF MONEY MADE EASY HERE -- JESSE, 00:42:20 10/19/04 Tue
New Forum -- Ouchie, 11:12:00 09/28/04 Tue
- BUSH LOVERS SUCK COCK -- ROB, 10:49:04 10/01/04 Fri
Ha! Thought you could get rid of me - but NO! -- Elyzabeth, 07:03:57 05/12/04 Wed
- Re: Ha! Thought you could get rid of me - but NO! -- ~Satan~, 06:46:02 08/22/04 Sun
I'm back! Oh, Please say that y'all and Jesus still love me! (NT) -- Sister Sue Vera aka GrammaR Sue Vera dba Mrs. Pastor Kenneth, 08:51:47 04/27/03 Sun
I like a fat dick up my ass -- Vera Carp, 22:55:58 08/20/03 Wed
- Re: I like a fat dick up my ass -- The Devil, 18:52:47 08/29/03 Fri
  - you dont have to do that i will suck and jerk you off -- cummouth, 17:16:11 07/26/04 Mon
IN JESUS'S PRECIOUS NAME,AND WITH THE HELP OF THE ONLY TRUE AND LIVING GOD..WE MUST CONTINUE TO KILL ALL THE DEMONIC-HELLBOUND ARAB SANDNIGGERS UNTIL THEY HAVE BEEN ERADICATED FROM THE EARTH. (NT) -- Elder Berry, 11:59:26 04/18/03 Fri
- What I still want to know is, how did our oil get under their sand? (NT) -- Exxon (The sign of the double cross), 12:47:35 04/18/03 Fri
  - Re: What I still want to know is, how did our oil get under their sand? -- Kari, 15:27:43 05/17/03 Sat
    - Re: What I still want to know is, how did our oil get under their sand? -- The Devil, 18:54:50 08/29/03 Fri
      - When did the Devil convert to Islam? (NT) -- Charlie's Angel, 09:54:08 10/13/03 Mon
- Elder Berry, Dammit, you've STILL GOT IT! -- Sighin' Sister Sue Vera, 08:57:06 04/27/03 Sun
  - Elder Berry, why don't you stuff your shriveled old and elderly berries into your asshole. It'll be better and more satisfying than farting from your mouth in this here forum. (NT) -- Snaferoo, 09:36:34 07/29/03 Tue
    - Elder Berry, in addition, grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you ass. (NT) -- Snaferoo, 09:39:54 07/29/03 Tue
- Re: IN JESUS'S PRECIOUS NAME,AND WITH THE HELP OF THE ONLY TRUE AND LIVING GOD..WE MUST CONTINUE TO KILL ALL THE DEMONIC-HELLBOUND ARAB SANDNIGGERS UNTIL THEY HAVE BEEN ERADICATED FROM THE EARTH. -- professor frog, 13:09:06 08/24/03 Sun
- KILL ELDER BERRY I WANT TO MUTILATE HIM -- BERYY KILLED HORRIBLY WILE SLEEPING, 17:12:26 07/26/04 Mon
ANTI-CHRISTS -- Christian, 13:22:12 04/24/04 Sat
- Re: ANTI-CHRISTS -- WouldBeNun~Renee, 18:53:07 04/24/04 Sat
- Re: ANTI-CHRISTS -- Elyzabeth, 07:16:52 05/12/04 Wed
how to make money with no investment -- jill, 01:55:32 03/17/04 Wed
- HOW TO make a pile of shit with VERY little effort! -- Seculist, 15:32:23 03/22/04 Mon
  - Re: HOW TO make a pile of shit with VERY little effort! -- Elyzabeth, 07:07:25 05/12/04 Wed
They could disguise a nuclear bomb as God. -- area 37, 07:12:20 04/07/04 Wed
George Bush = Anti Christ -- A real Patriot, 11:53:04 02/23/04 Mon
- The Antichrist is supposed to be smart. Or at least clever. That rules out GWB. But Cheyney? Hey, we've got a winner! -- Seculist, 15:34:51 03/22/04 Mon
Torah Covenants -- Daniel Daly, 18:35:10 02/24/04 Tue
banned from church in dallas -- justin, 11:30:07 01/14/04 Wed
HI -- XXXXX, 16:00:19 01/13/04 Tue
0 VOTES FOR CAROL MOSELEY BRAUN !!!!! -- XXXXX, 16:36:10 01/06/04 Tue
0 VOTES FOR CAROLMOSELEY BRAUN -- XXXXX, 16:11:50 12/16/03 Tue
0 VOTES FOR CAROL MOSELEY BRAUN -- XXXXX, 16:14:51 11/13/03 Thu
- Re: 0 VOTES FOR CAROL MOSELEY BRAUN -- XXXXX, 16:05:22 12/16/03 Tue
HI -- XXXXX, 14:40:23 10/22/03 Wed
- Re: HI -- XXXXX, 17:13:58 12/09/03 Tue
Stop the wiccan hate -- Milai, 13:35:30 12/04/03 Thu
Tithing is a false doctrine, please read. -- Tithing truths, 10:25:07 11/29/03 Sat
Christ drank Marys piss from the holy grail!!!! -- The Devil, 19:04:50 08/29/03 Fri
I am hear to fuck your daughters!!!! -- The Devil, 19:02:19 08/29/03 Fri
Sodomy is OK with Jesus -- The Devil!!!!!, 18:59:26 08/29/03 Fri
United Christian Faith Ministries -- Jimmy, 17:10:55 08/12/03 Tue
A serious post for once. -- Kari, 15:24:09 05/17/03 Sat
Wanna watch my new censored Video Clip? -- Madonna, 19:12:52 05/07/03 Wed
Thank God we're finally killing the Satanic RAGHEADS! Praise! -- Clem Dogfuttock, ESP, BFD, 15:50:04 03/23/03 Sun
- I wanna play pre-emptive strikies, tooo! -- Baby Sue, 11:02:12 03/24/03 Mon
- Do your senile grandmother a favor and pretend you are a devil worshipping two bit loose butthole. (NT) -- You are nothing but a two-bit motherfucker!, 13:20:28 03/24/03 Mon
- This dog fucking Clem is a Grouchy Flaccid Bellyaching Penis Wrinkle. (NT) -- You are nothing but a two-bit motherfucker!, 13:25:56 03/24/03 Mon
- Harken, thou denizen of the underworld, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons! (NT) -- To Clem Buttfucked, 13:29:16 03/24/03 Mon
  - Is that over the rainbow? -- Baby Sue, 15:39:25 03/24/03 Mon
    - Hydrochloric or sulfuric? I'll bet that's harder on the ole bum than jalapeno peppers on the way out. (NT) -- Ann Tasid, 14:45:13 03/25/03 Tue
      - Melts in your mind, not in your hand. -- Pat Robertson, 10:46:38 03/26/03 Wed
        Oh, I get it now. I thought you mean't in your pants. (NT) -- Ann Tasid, 13:24:33 03/26/03 Wed
        Are you a change agent that majored in psyuckology? (NT) -- Oh wow man. Look at the colors., 13:46:13 03/26/03 Wed
- Oh, Brother Doggie, I have missed you so much that just seeing your Name again has given me positively non-Christian Ladylike feelings!!! -- Sister Sue Vera, 08:54:59 04/27/03 Sun
Don't go here! -- Sister Bunny, 22:33:20 04/26/03 Sat
Happy Easter, Everyone! -- Sister Bunny, 06:07:10 04/20/03 Sun
Before you see a single egg this year, I want a raise, a pension, medical benefits, and a good looking doe to help me with the eggs. Until then, I'm on strike. -- Easter Bunny, 04:31:48 04/20/03 Sun
Can we please get a filter on this site? -- Elder Berry, 13:42:14 04/18/03 Fri
Clem Dogfuttock- Listen, thou wolf in sheep's clothing, for you will be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts! (NT) -- Friar Tock, 18:00:06 03/30/03 Sun
You deserve a break today! -- Ronald McDonald, 13:50:54 03/27/03 Thu
Shuck and Jive -- Carol Lay, 10:34:33 03/27/03 Thu
If you've never seen this quote... -- Democratic Veteran, 07:44:15 03/14/03 Fri
- I can't remember... -- Elder Berry, 07:55:17 03/14/03 Fri
  - What exactly is a "True Christian"? (NT) -- Dr. Charles Frederick Bahrdt, 09:14:43 03/14/03 Fri
    - What kind of way is that to spell 'Bart', dude? (NT) -- Bart Simpson, 10:11:14 03/14/03 Fri
- Killing and Kristianity is KOOL!! ROOOOAAAARRRR!!!!!! -- NO GUTS! NO GLORY!, 09:08:48 03/14/03 Fri
  - I am sarcasm and parody too. Am also irony. -- Baby Sue, 15:43:34 03/24/03 Mon
    - You're also a bit phosphorusy with a dash of Palladium. P U! (NT) -- How do you doo, 14:31:33 03/25/03 Tue
      - No. I'm a little angel. -- Baby Sue, 12:09:33 03/26/03 Wed
        Oh look... Angels of light... And they've torn him to pieces. Awwwww. (NT) -- Paul, 13:15:18 03/26/03 Wed
- Do you know what was the religious affiliations of the Presidents you just mentioned are? True Christian, Christian, Deist, Atheist, Freemason, etc? (NT) -- The Green Hornet, 09:37:10 03/14/03 Fri
  - They are all homos! -- Baby Sue, 15:45:23 03/24/03 Mon
    - Shouldn't those be pictures of Garry Shandling, George Micheal and B.B. O'toole instead of Jesus? (NT) -- Hee Haw!!, 14:10:38 03/25/03 Tue
All I said was, "Let them eat cake!" -- Marie Antoinette, 06:40:53 03/26/03 Wed
- How about a nice Red Velvet cake with aspirin sprinkles, confectionary roses, and a scented candle? Mmmm mmmm! (NT) -- E. Starr - The Queen of Heaven Bakery, 08:58:23 03/26/03 Wed
Who would make a better president, Bush or a box of Tic-Tacs? -- Maddox, 06:54:27 03/19/03 Wed
- Those damn ballot stuffers -- Baby Sue, 15:48:48 03/24/03 Mon
Hey, what's going on? This isn't the BACK UP BOARD... That's over at http://www.voy.com/126997/ I have that bookmarked. Who's running THIS space? -- Just Some Guy, 12:05:38 03/13/03 Thu
- I heard on CNN last night that the sneaky Irakis have organized entire units of their military... -- Elder Berry, 12:44:24 03/13/03 Thu
  - Something is EXTREMELY and SERIOUSLY wrong with this board... It's very suspicous indeed!! -- Just Some Guy, 14:00:37 03/13/03 Thu
    - I did it. April fool! -- Waleskowski, 22:03:00 03/13/03 Thu
      - April fool? you fool! I did it indeed. (NT) -- lstick, 01:42:32 03/14/03 Fri
        You're fooling yourself! It was me - all along! (NT) -- Phil Silver, 07:32:54 03/14/03 Fri
        And why did you do it then ??? (NT) -- Tom Gold, 08:49:50 03/14/03 Fri
        Do what? I've forgotten what we were talking about. (NT) -- Phil (it ain't easy posting from the grave) Silver, 22:44:45 03/14/03 Fri
        Have anyone seen my doggie? -- Baby Sue, 15:35:44 03/24/03 Mon
      - They should celebrate that day on May 1 instead of April 1, man. (NT) -- Bart Simpson, 09:20:25 03/14/03 Fri
- Who made this phony baloney board? Most likely K-man or one of his butt-buddies. -- Free Palestine, 07:27:45 03/19/03 Wed
  - Is that you sister Bunny (NT) -- Jusy some guy, 01:00:34 03/20/03 Thu
    - This is a pod board, Just Some Guy. No one uses their real name here. -- Apocalpyse Fish, 06:01:05 03/20/03 Thu
      - Don't that just tickle ya? A cat and a skunk swapping spit's gotta be rough on the skunks tongue. (NT) -- Le Huh?, 16:50:06 03/20/03 Thu
      - I'd already figured that one out, Mr/Mrs Fish, but thanks for the heads up regardless. -- Just Some Guy, 16:53:10 03/20/03 Thu
Ban This, K-Man! K-man's forum is censored! -- Smirky McWarhardon, 11:51:37 03/14/03 Fri
- Sister bunny (NT) -- Kman, 02:11:15 03/15/03 Sat
  - Dammit! I keep hearing voices. -- Baby Sue, 11:29:45 03/24/03 Mon
A brief history of American-sponsored "regime change" in Iraq -- Jeanne D'arc, 10:35:54 03/14/03 Fri
- Good Lord! The GODLY President of the USA is NOT concerned with historical scholarship! -- Clem Dogfuttock, ESP, BFD, 16:14:09 03/23/03 Sun
asl plz Sister Bunny? (NT) -- Jusy some guy, 22:25:32 03/20/03 Thu
- You know, if you're going to POD me, you could AT LEAST TRY to make the post slightly interesting. Idiot. (NT) -- Just Some Guy, 12:01:02 03/22/03 Sat
John Kerry's campaign falls victim to black bag job. -- Chuck, 18:07:16 03/14/03 Fri
- The 2004 election could be just like this years Superbowl. Pirate against pirate. Bones against Bones. (NT) -- Shirley Temple Black, 19:08:03 03/14/03 Fri
It is not likely that I shall say anything new here. If I do, it will be of only minor significance. Nevertheless, you don't need to look far to see that a large percentage of French helots can be termed priggism-oriented. France's expostulations represent a calculated assault on our American sensibilities. -- Dr. Fennel, 11:36:32 03/14/03 Fri
Another terra-ist brought to justice! -- Smirky McWarhardon, 11:13:23 03/14/03 Fri
Praise Jeebus! -- Smirky McWarhardon, 11:00:27 03/14/03 Fri
Praying for armageddon -- santa claws, 10:42:57 03/14/03 Fri
War is a Narcotic -- Chris Hedges, 09:17:09 03/14/03 Fri
And we wouldn't want anyone impersonating me, would we? -- chadi, 15:47:52 03/12/03 Wed
- Impersonating chadi? no..never -- chadi, 23:09:09 03/12/03 Wed
  - kiss me, you fool! (NT) -- chadi, 09:02:22 03/14/03 Fri
lalalalalalalala -- NEXUSFLAME@CHRISTISMYBITCH.COM, 05:25:06 03/12/03 Wed
- You are a silly person with a small mind -- A Man Called Horse, 06:02:16 03/12/03 Wed
  - With the same intellegence to boot (NT) -- NEXUSFLAME@CHRISTISMYBITCH.COM, 06:28:23 03/12/03 Wed
  - Jealous -- A Man Called Horse, 20:37:31 03/12/03 Wed
    - Smart enough to know you guys are fucking idiots (NT) -- NEXUSFLAME@CHRISTISMYBITCH.COM, 23:06:14 03/12/03 Wed
      - So, you're a butt-pirate, too? -- Smirky McWarhardon, 05:44:40 03/13/03 Thu
      - I'm not fucking any idiots. Idiots are boring. -- A Man Called Horse, 21:59:43 03/13/03 Thu
USA: Halliburton -- To the Victors Go the Markets -- Jordan Green, 17:29:15 03/12/03 Wed
I am a chickenhawk. I want someone else's sons and daughters to go die for me, so I can make lots of money singing racist and pro-war songs. -- Charlie Daniels, 16:55:44 03/12/03 Wed
I just found out something about the identity of the imposter who has been impersonating me on the landover boards: -- chadi, 06:21:26 02/05/03 Wed
- Hey Chadi I went to that board and it just proves how you lie -- Tom Arnold, 12:28:01 02/05/03 Wed
  - Some few points that question your contradictions: -- Lester Hanks, 18:52:26 02/05/03 Wed
  - Tom, in answer to your questions... -- ~Satan~, 10:10:11 03/12/03 Wed
    - You jerk! don't spam for your board pinhead (NT) -- Tom Arnold, 11:00:15 03/12/03 Wed
      - It was a simple invitation for you to visit, but as you are clearly.... -- ~Satan~, 12:44:22 03/12/03 Wed
- I checked and you have 1255 votes on the -- Elder Berry, 08:23:44 03/12/03 Wed
- Shoddy, you flatter yourself. They are NOT impersonating you... -- Elder Berry, 12:51:57 03/12/03 Wed
You people are crazy! -- Now get a clue, 08:15:34 03/11/03 Tue
- Bless ye, could ye help an old man? I seem to be lost. -- Granpappy Schnicks, 10:57:16 03/11/03 Tue
  - SMACK! (NT) -- Parallel Universe Ghost of Granmammy Schnicks with fry pan, 11:02:13 03/11/03 Tue
    - Oowee! Oowee! Would that my daddy's spermatozoan and my momma's ovum had never canoodled than I should invoke the ire of my rancorous dead spouse! -- Parallel Universe Granpappy Schnicks, 11:15:45 03/11/03 Tue
  - WELL MY DEAR MR. SCHNICKS...UNLESS YOU HAVE A DESIRE... -- DEATH, 12:31:48 03/11/03 Tue
    - Bless ye, ye've always given me a head start. As soon as I get on my running bloomers, I'll get goin'. Mercy, you've been chasing me for nigh unto 15 years now but you give a body a sporting chance. (NT) -- Granpappy Schnicks, lacing up his sweatshop Nikes, 12:56:05 03/11/03 Tue
- Re: You people are crazy! -- FOR THE GLORY OF THE PARTY!, 17:08:47 03/11/03 Tue
Capitalist scum! You shall bow to the mighty Soviet Empire, or be destroyed! -- FOR THE GLORY OF THE PARTY!, 16:50:37 03/11/03 Tue
I have to scratch my head. Why are we being sent to this back-up forum, instead of the orginal at "http://www.voy.com/4305/"? -- Sister Bunny, 17:22:51 02/08/03 Sat
- Naw Honey Bunny! The damned Oompa Loompas got our again... (NT) -- ~Satan~, 12:41:35 03/11/03 Tue
  - Oops! Make that "Out Again" (NT) -- ~Satan~, 12:42:39 03/11/03 Tue
This is Jimmy Dean, reminding all you Jews, Muslims and vegetarians to eat more yummy pork, Mmm mmmm good! -- Jimmy Dean, 12:54:20 02/11/03 Tue
I was once again banned on Kman's "CENSORED" forum... -- chadi, 02:50:03 01/24/03 Fri
- Facists and Racists don't play fair, Chadi. Kman's forum is disgusting, I'll be happy if no one ever goes there again. -- Sister Bunny, 03:05:00 01/24/03 Fri
  - If you don't like it dont go there, get over it, no one will miss you -- sassy, 06:42:11 02/03/03 Mon
    - That's 'cause I'm silly, Sassy. I would much rather talk than flame. -- Sister Bunny, 17:18:00 02/08/03 Sat
yesterday, i had 133 votes... today i have 122... weird no? (NT) -- chadi, 07:21:48 02/03/03 Mon
- hey yeah that is weird! damn conspiries! your being cheated i saw 167 votes for u! -- Tom Arnold, 09:02:10 02/03/03 Mon
Ho hum ~~~~~YAWN~~~~~ boring (NT) -- wally, 06:06:01 02/02/03 Sun
Banners for TOP 100 -- Kman, 17:05:59 01/29/03 Wed
- Obviously disregard the above post but.... -- Kman, 05:47:47 01/30/03 Thu
Is Fear a sin? -- Sister Bunny, 02:37:10 01/24/03 Fri
- Sin is defined in Greek as "missing the mark." Fear causes us to hate, envy, avoid, become addicted, withdraw, etc. I would have to agree with Cayce... -- ..., 02:41:47 01/24/03 Fri
- Edgar Cayce? He was a occultist wasn't he? Ya know Jesus had teachins similar to that, plus a lot uh other good 'uns. (NT) -- Vern, 02:43:16 01/24/03 Fri
  - Hmm... Edgar Cayce had a peculiar mind, Vern. He had large portions of the Bible memorized. -- Sister Bunny, 02:44:50 01/24/03 Fri
    - Yeah, but wasn't Cayce a Methodist?!!! Doesn't that alone cause some concern about his ideas? (NT) -- Biblically Challenged, 02:46:01 01/24/03 Fri
- never read 'im, but hes the devils conjoined twin -- REV .Wayne N. Waxeth, 02:48:42 01/24/03 Fri

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