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Date Posted: 05:53:26 May 12 2003, Monday
Author: Maryna
Subject: For Mike, during Ben's visit


To Mike, with love:

***

I was taught this by an Army retiree who served in the Gulf War. There is a very easy and effective way of killing someone in their sleep and without leaving ANY PHYSICAL EVIDENCE!!
Step 1: Get gloves and remember to wear them during the entire procedure. After procedure, burn them with something - preferably napalm.
Step 2: Get to the target while they're asleep. Bwahaha.
Step 3: Move go the nearest freezer. Yes that's right, get to the fridge. When you have identified that the target is sleeping and all is clear, open up the freezer and take out about 4 cubes of ice.
Step 4: Now this is where it happens. Move to the target with your 4 cubes of ice. Locate on the target the target's neck. There is a large blood vein in the neck that is the only supplier of blood to the brain. Have you every gotten a "Brain Freeze" after you eat too much ice cream? What causes this is that the vein is right next to the throat, and the blood gets slightly cooler, causing your brain to overload. The procedure is based on this. Take the ice and gently but firmly press it against the neck of the target right on the vein (you know where it is). The blood will be cooled to the point where the blood is too cool to do its job. The brain will die. There is no physical evidence now. It will look like the brain just died while the target was sleeping.

That about does it. This is mostly used where the target is very young and can't fight back if the target awakens.

***

Ok, I don't know how true this is, but I expect a full report before the weekend!

-Maryna

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[> Re: For Mike, during Ben's visit -- Mike, 16:09:23 May 12 2003, Monday

>
>To Mike, with love:
>
>***
>
>I was taught this by an Army retiree who served in the
>Gulf War. There is a very easy and effective way of
>killing someone in their sleep and without leaving ANY
>PHYSICAL EVIDENCE!!
> Step 1: Get gloves and remember to wear them
>during the entire procedure. After procedure, burn
>them with something - preferably napalm.
> Step 2: Get to the target while they're asleep.
>Bwahaha.
> Step 3: Move go the nearest freezer. Yes that's
>right, get to the fridge. When you have identified
>that the target is sleeping and all is clear, open up
>the freezer and take out about 4 cubes of ice.
> Step 4: Now this is where it happens. Move to the
>target with your 4 cubes of ice. Locate on the target
>the target's neck. There is a large blood vein in the
>neck that is the only supplier of blood to the brain.
>Have you every gotten a "Brain Freeze" after you eat
>too much ice cream? What causes this is that the vein
>is right next to the throat, and the blood gets
>slightly cooler, causing your brain to overload. The
>procedure is based on this. Take the ice and gently
>but firmly press it against the neck of the target
>right on the vein (you know where it is). The blood
>will be cooled to the point where the blood is too
>cool to do its job. The brain will die. There is no
>physical evidence now. It will look like the brain
>just died while the target was sleeping.
>
>That about does it. This is mostly used where the
>target is very young and can't fight back if the
>target awakens.
>
>***
>
>Ok, I don't know how true this is, but I expect a full
>report before the weekend!
>
>-Maryna

But, Maryna darling, if I tested this on Ben, then it might put a serious strain on how often this site gets updated, which would be a crime against humanity. Who knows, we might go for DAYS before he finds another body to take over. And, for that matter, it might be me, which would kind of defeat the purpose of killing him. Don't ask me to commit suicide, Maryna. That's a sin.

So, a crime against humanity AND a sin. I'm thinking...no.


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[> [> Re: For Mike, during Ben's visit -- Albert, 18:34:07 May 12 2003, Monday

Killing Ben: crime against humanity, or favor to Gavin?


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[> [> [> Re: For Mike, during Ben's visit -- Mike, 18:48:48 May 12 2003, Monday

>Killing Ben: crime against humanity, or favor to Gavin?

Even Gavin would mourn the temporary death of Ben. After all, he is subject to body-snatching just as much as anyone else. Plus, Ben makes for interesting and heated arguments.


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