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Date Posted: 20:17:09 April 15 2003, Tuesday
Author: Mike
Subject: Re: Albert hasn't played at all
In reply to: Maryna 's message, "Albert hasn't played at all" on 04:33:42 April 15 2003, Tuesday

>Albert hasn't played yet. That's weird. Maybe he's
>dead.
>
>Anyway, let's see... an "R-rated" list this time
>(haha):
>
>A. My parents have never unearthed my dirty pictures
>(last drawer, beneath the Seventeens)
>B. I have stained a chair while menstruating
>C. I have lived a week in the same underwear

Congrats at writing a post of reasonably length without the letter O. Albert is not dead, he is just a bum.

My guess would be that your parents have indeed seen the dirty pictures under the copies of Seventeen magazine. I don't think it's possible for parents to NOT find your dirty pictures. Not if they are in paper form. However, as a girl, I'm vaguely surprised that you have dirty pictures at all. That's a mostly guy phenomenon. Or, at least, that's what TV tells me.

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