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Subject: Halo rap

Author:
Cliftonofcrap

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Date Posted: 17:10:20 02/13/03 Thu

I was playing this game the other day
when i was done i said what do ya say

I said H....A...L...O...
Where's the bathroom, i really gotta go

A week went by, i ate some pie
but all i could think about was getting high...on Halo

i kept on chuckin a frag grenade
this shit ain't no lemonade

i could never get the hang of the sniper rifle
but i kept on tryin' just like that mouse Feivel

Mothafuckin covenant all up in my heezy
blast'em with a shotgun, this shit is gettin easy

My warthog's got 14 inch rims
This game is better than the Sims

That bitch Cortana is in my head
If she says one more thing she'll wind up dead

When Master Chief's intoxicated
He's fuckin' x-rated

Guilty Spark can suck my shlong
The Flood can hit the bong

The game is over?! What's up wit dat?
Next person I see is gonna get capped by my gat

Now i'm in jail, but it's all good
because now i have a bed and get free food

PEACE!!!

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: Halo rap	mr turbulence	16:26:27 02/14/03 Fri
Re: Halo rap -- Senor Bag, 18:26:18 02/14/03 Fri