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Date Posted: 11:38:52 03/20/06 Mon
Author: Silver
Author Host/IP: cpe-069-134-081-231.carolina.res.rr.com / 69.134.81.231
Subject: Dear Fuckwit.

In lieu of the Silver Seven, I bring you: Dear Fuckwit.

Dear Trek,
You make very lovely mountain bicycles. Technologically, they are quite impressive. However, your fancy technology appears to have failed you when making bike seats. Do you think you could take a few of the guys who came up with the nifty shock brakes or the hydraulic shocks to maybe work on those torture devices you call seats?

No Love,

Kara's Ass

Brian,

Telling me that, in my bike helmet, I look like Cartman in the Special Olympics episode - not the best way get me to go mountain biking with you ever again.

No love,
The wife.

Have something you want to get off your chest? Write your own little letter of hate.

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[> DAMNIT! -- Silver, 11:40:23 03/20/06 Mon (cpe-069-134-081-231.carolina.res.rr.com/69.134.81.231)

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[> [> -- Silver, 11:41:00 03/20/06 Mon (cpe-069-134-081-231.carolina.res.rr.com/69.134.81.231)

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[> [> nifty shock brakes - * nifty disc brakes. -- Silver's post is really FUBAR, 09:40:00 03/21/06 Tue (cpe-069-134-081-231.carolina.res.rr.com/69.134.81.231)

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[> Let me try. -- Feb, 13:31:00 03/20/06 Mon (toronto-HSE-ppp4048620.sympatico.ca/70.48.214.54)

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[> [> thx. I dunno why it wouldn't play nice with me. -- Silver shouldn't touch the tags, 14:10:04 03/20/06 Mon (cpe-069-134-081-231.carolina.res.rr.com/69.134.81.231)

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[> good thing you said 'in your bike helmet' because I was going to run a 5k with that one. -- Adam, 23:35:06 03/20/06 Mon (c-24-22-162-71.hsd1.wa.comcast.net/24.22.162.71)

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[> [> :P -- Silver, 09:38:27 03/21/06 Tue (cpe-069-134-081-231.carolina.res.rr.com/69.134.81.231)

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[> I'm not gonna lie to you, I have absolutely no idea what this post is about. -- Used, 20:07:02 03/22/06 Wed (adsl-66-73-168-157.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net/66.73.168.157)

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[> [> Random bitching... move along. Nothing you care about here... -- Silver, 23:36:29 03/23/06 Thu (cpe-069-134-081-231.carolina.res.rr.com/69.134.81.231)

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[> [> [> Well, that was pretty bitchy. -- Used, 19:33:24 03/24/06 Fri (adsl-66-73-168-157.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net/66.73.168.157)

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[> [> [> [> Now now...No fighting, or I'll send you both to the doucheboard! -- Ophy, 01:48:06 03/25/06 Sat (adsl-66-73-168-157.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net/66.73.168.157)

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[> [> [> [> Wow, really? I wasn't even trying to be bitchy. -- Silver, 11:43:59 03/26/06 Sun (cpe-069-134-081-231.carolina.res.rr.com/69.134.81.231)

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