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Date Posted: 03:57:46 08/22/03 Fri
Author: Moe
Subject: Re: Those fuckers!
In reply to: Trogdor 's message, "Those fuckers!" on 04:22:49 08/15/03 Fri

THOSE FUCKERS!


I used to think the self checkout lines were great, until I started reading these posts.

Well last night I was at Schnucks, and I have to decide wether to wait in the normal line or do the self check out. Of course I went to the self checkout lane, but now I was PISSED! As I stood there scanning my shit, I wanted to put my fist through the LCD screen. MUTHER FUCKERS!

Then I had an idea, I scanned a small item. When I reached over to place it in the bag, I pushed down on the bottom of the bag with all my force. It was kick ass. The attendent had to come over to see what was up. I just said "I dont know whats wrong with it, I was just scanning my shit and it went ape-shit."


Then the attendent went back to sitting her fat ass in the chair. When she turned away, again I pushed down on the bottom of the bag, thus putting pressure on the scale. Again the thing went spastic and she had to get up and come over. Again, I played dumb.

When I finished, I just left my little basket sitting there.
The whore attendent said, "sir! sir...you forgot to put your basket back!" I just said, "so?" and walked off.

Those fuckers! I am paying for them to work, so by golly from now on Im going to make it my mission to make them work!

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