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Subject: Re: This is a NEW thread


Author:
carolyn
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Date Posted: 06:57:10 04/22/03 Tue
In reply to: sarahchia 's message, "This is a NEW thread" on 19:47:21 04/20/03 Sun

>So post something, already. I check this fucker every
>day; ya'll have to have something to say.


Geez, relax. This is the first time I've seen my desk in a week. We had a special event at the zoo last Tuesday that required much running around on my part, I had visits two hours away on Wednesday, then a trip to one of our guinea pig schools to start picking up animals (An albino pig called Simple Simon is living at my house right now, soon to be joined by half a dozen of his friends), then Thursday, Friday, and Monday were spent at zoo camp. I got called in as extra help because we had a kindergartener who is blind attending. You're bitching about your forum, but I was busy playing seeing-eye Carolyn to a kid at the zoo. That sounds like a really insensitive way to put it, but it's the truth and I'm too tired to sugar it up.

So here are my comments on what I've read recently at the forum and the blog:

1. Sam, you are a true math geek when you create a formula to explain/quantify your boob ogling tendencies. You should be proud. :)

2. Thumbs up for the salt scrub. The only problem is having to scrub oil out of the tub later.

3. I forgot.

4. Oh, now I remember.

5. I like the choice of love songs for Emily's CD. Emily, you should include that one. I would also like to nominate a far sillier but still cute love song: Be My Yoko Ono, by Barenaked Ladies. What says "I love you" like lyrics such as, "If I was John and you were Yoko I would gladly give up musical genius/ just to have you as my very own personal Venus..." I suppose if you want to read more into the song it suggests something depressing about what we give up for love, but if you take it at face value, you can still feel warm and fuzzy about the lyrics "barenaked as two virgins hand in hand and hand in hand in love".

6. Glad you liked the magnet. I instantly thought of you when I saw it.

7. I too, will confess to watching trash tv. No Jerry, certainly no Married by America, and I would sooner eat glass than watch Fear Factor or Mr. Personality, but....
I've been sucked in by American Idol. Those poor people don't seem to get that within a week of the show ending their fifteen minutes of fame will be up. They just keep going out and singing crappy songs, letting Simon abuse them, and crying when they get booted, as if it comes as a surprise that they aren't getting a recording contract instead. I keep watching, trying to figure out how that blonde brat Carmen stays on every week when she can't sing for shit. I'm fascinated by the show. I'm fascinated by the idea that *millions* of people are watching and calling in to vote for who they want to win the competition. Are all the people who dialed and redialed to vote for Kelly Clarkson still fans? Do they have Kelly posters on their walls? Would they camp out to get tickets to see her play? Perhaps, but I have a hard time believing it.

I'm getting off track. Point is, I watch trash telivision. I would like to call it embracing American pop culture (or however you tried to make it sound less shameful), but the fact is, I'm probably just as numb as any other brown polyester flare-legged pants wearing fool out there. :)

7. There's more, but I'm too tired to write. Besides, I have to go get ready to show bugs to preschoolers. Bleh.

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Author:
emily
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Date Posted: 21:26:18 04/22/03 Tue

i caught my lovely roomie watching mr. personality yesterday. she was embarrassed, but refused to turn it off.

so i left the room and laughed my ass off.

but i made her call me back in the room when punk'd was on.

for those of you who haven't seen punk'd yet, i'll give a brief description. Aston Kucher (Kelso on that 70's show) goes around pulling pranks on fellow celebs. great thing is he has an mtv budget and resources. everyone needs to see the episode with justin timberlake.

and my quick personal note to sarah. :P you suck. the rest of us just have suck ass lives to deal with.

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carolyn
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Date Posted: 09:30:32 04/23/03 Wed

punk'd is indeed quality television. i hadn't heard of it until last weekend, when someone mentioned it at work. the next day i found myself sitting in front of mtv for well over an hour, laughing my ass off.

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sarahchia
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Date Posted: 11:18:48 04/23/03 Wed

>I'm getting off track. Point is, I watch trash
>telivision. I would like to call it embracing
>American pop culture (or however you tried to make it
>sound less shameful), but the fact is, I'm probably
>just as numb as any other brown polyester flare-legged
>pants wearing fool out there. :)
>
>

Okay, so yeah, I should have been more specific about the pants thing. I wasn't talking about cool, modern polyester pants, I was talking about brown Sansabelt polyester pants. The kind our math teachers wore in high school. THOSE polyester pants. So there was no implied criticism of Carolyn's pants, as Carolyn has some of the most swell dress sense of my friends.

And DAMMIT! Now I want cable! I've heard about punk'd twice now and it sounds ubercool.

I don't think you're numb, Caro. You are actually one of the people who's been a role model to me when it comes to embracing the Inner Trash. I mean, you WERE the one that dressed as "White Trash" for Halloween one year.

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Sam
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Date Posted: 12:38:48 04/23/03 Wed

Anything that lets us talk about carolyn's pants is a good thing, I'm thinking.

And as for kitsch, my dear, you're finally discovering the shear power and joy of Bulldada. There's a reason that I just *had* to buy that LP copy of Father Abraham Goes To Smurfland.

Oh, and I'm not a math geek. Lawrence Waterhouse is a math geek. I'm a computer geek. :)

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carolyn
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Date Posted: 07:07:20 04/24/03 Thu

>Anything that lets us talk about carolyn's pants is a
>good thing, I'm thinking.

I'm not wearing any pants right now. And, Chia, I'm sorry to report that today I have the opposite of swell dress sense. I'm wearing a skirt that could be kinda decent if I didn't have my work shirt tucked into it, creating the ever attractive skirt wad. Certainly I know better than to wear this in public, but it was clean, less wrinkled than some of my other options, and doesn't require a belt, like all of my pants options (dress code requires a belt with all looped pants--i'm fixin' to hack the loops off some pants pretty soon because i really don't like belts).

And speaking of dress sense (were we?) my other new cable tve show (HA!) is What Not To Wear, on TLC. It's fucking great. People nominate their friends/family to be ambushed by New York fashion people and made over. But it's not just any makeover, like on A Makeover Story, it's hard core. They secretly tape you for, like, weeks, then ambush you in public, tell you you're dressed dreadfully, then offer you 5 grand to go with them. You must bring all of your clothes to them in New York, they dress you in them, tell you how and why they look horrible on you or anyone who would wear them, systematically throw them away, then *take you shopping*. You spend the $5000 on snazzy new duds, get a haircut and makeup by celebrity stylists, and are then turned loose.
It shouldn't be entertainment, but it is. I fucking love this show. I want to be on this show. I tried to convince Melissa to nominate me for it. She was worried that they would throw away my shoes.

>Oh, and I'm not a math geek. Lawrence Waterhouse is a
>math geek. I'm a computer geek. :)

A geek's a geek, darlin'. I'm turning into a science geek. Not a hard core science geek like some, lord no!, but a geek none the less. Only a geek would have bugs on her desk voluntarily.

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sarahchia
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Date Posted: 10:25:56 04/24/03 Thu

>And speaking of dress sense (were we?) my other new
>cable tve show (HA!) is What Not To Wear, on TLC.
>It's fucking great. People nominate their
>friends/family to be ambushed by New York fashion
>people and made over. But it's not just any makeover,
>like on A Makeover Story, it's hard core. They
>secretly tape you for, like, weeks, then ambush you in
>public, tell you you're dressed dreadfully, then offer
>you 5 grand to go with them. You must bring all of
>your clothes to them in New York, they dress you in
>them, tell you how and why they look horrible on you
>or anyone who would wear them, systematically throw
>them away, then *take you shopping*. You spend the
>$5000 on snazzy new duds, get a haircut and makeup by
>celebrity stylists, and are then turned loose.
>It shouldn't be entertainment, but it is. I fucking
>love this show. I want to be on this show. I tried
>to convince Melissa to nominate me for it. She was
>worried that they would throw away my shoes.

Okay. I Have A Plan. You nominate me, and I'll nominate you, and we can HIDE all our good clothes/shoes somewhere for awhile. Because while I am COMPLETELY down with getting five grand to go shopping with fashion mavens in NYC, I am also unwilling to part with my Rocket Dog maryjane mules, and I am not getting rid of my cool black gauze shirt, nor the cheongsam dress that I wore for graduation. I have several friends whom I bet would do this. Hell, I bet I could hide my good shit in Greg's room. (He'll just have to pretend to be a raging transvestite for a few days. I bet he would--that's within the bounds of reasonable roommate favors, right? Pretending to be a transvestite? Sure it is. Why not?)

So how does one go about nominating a friend for this sort of humiliation?

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