| Subject: Get your straight jackets on tonight ! |
Author:
Uncle Jimmy
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Date Posted: 21:48:13 02/19/04 Thu
Oh boy, Where do I start? First of all it looks like Ol' fuckin Raymundo from Tuscumbia is all out of shape... Man I'll tell ya, You aint heard nuthin Jimmy's been sayin'. Tolerance!!! Acceptance!!! Foregivness!!! And Cleanlyness.(fuck I wish I could spell!) You should get the point. It aint the spellin' jus the idea. Speaking of foregivness, Forgive me if that smell invades your personal space. I think i just soiled myself. Now lets see, Where were we? Oh yes! I just can't get going. I just broke up with a girl I've been seeing so my groove is out of whack. Thats good though. You see I gave her good sex and yes even with the old Fist. Not the thing you want to tell the world but she was just like taking out a fucking billboard. Anything that even remotely sounded like it was worth saying she told anyone. Jesus, Of all the women I've been with this is the second biggest let down in my career. Not to say she was a heart breaker but on the contrary, A FUCKING ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS !!!!!!! not the good kind of pain either. Fuckin dumb bitcth. I think what really DID it was tellin her to smoke a cold Bologna fart. Heh Heh Hope she puffin on that muther fucker right now. Anywho... That will teach me a lesson about dating trailor park girls. Now lets just say fuckin Tommy Aldridges hair fuckin rules. I'm currently in the process of mimmicking his dew. It's going to ROCK ! Man I'm wasted again........... Time to KICK it again......................................Jimmy OUT
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