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Date Posted: 15:18:04 08/21/03 Thu
Author: Doctor
Subject: DONKEY!! apologies for absence

hello lads. i should like to show my gratitude and support for what i understand has been an excellent start to the season. this morning i was hurling up teaspoons of bile after a thirteen pint barnstormer and what was probably a dodgy piece of chicken after checking out Beck at Brixton Academy. now though, i tap away pausing only for a sip of vintage champagne (1990 Lanson gold label) and an icing sugar sprinkled strawberry. my dinner this evening was a disaster, the only adequate constituent being the steamed red cabbage as i underdid the tenderstem broccoli, for some reason microwaved the charlotte potatoes, turning them into saggy little bags of wrinkle, and criminally over-poached my fillet steak in the red wine leaving it dry and fucked. add to this the fact that my tongue and gob were still sore from all that retching and you can shed a tear for my abysmal repaste.
i can suggest though, that following my birthday present of a docklands job in the accounts department of a porn line advertising agency i shall shortly be returning to the fray with a bad attitude and a pair of grossly underused elbows. watch this space (0898 661 2424)

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