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Date Posted: Thu, Apr 15 2004, 16:13:43
Author: shadeshark
Subject: Excuse me while I find a dark corner to barf in.

Because I wub all my fellow board members and all our hosts, I will find someone else so I can rip them a new one.

Like. . . Elizabeth.

The vampire slayer.

Yes, you too, with a blatant Lara Croft ripoff and fangirl English, can be a vampire slayer. No wait, you can't. She advises that if you find a typo-ridden undead angster yourself, you shouldn't try to be a "hero" but call the police or herself in.

<a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.geocities.com/elizabeth_ayn.geo/vamphunt.html">http://www.geocities.com/elizabeth_ayn.geo/vamphunt.html</a>

She managed to get on "Mock the Stupid," probably because of the bad English.

Remember, cats with a "strange mew" that are hard to catch are OF THE DEVIL. (Most cats.)

In her favor, she supports libraries. Let's hope for good grammar by osmosis.

No wait. That would mean her lack of grammer would be pulled in, wouldn't it? Never mind.

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Replies:

Re: Excuse me while I find a dark corner to barf in. -- Ayezur, Thu, Apr 15 2004, 16:38:17
Re: Excuse me while I find a dark corner to barf in. -- MST Meg, Thu, Apr 15 2004, 16:55:10
- Re: Excuse me while I find a dark corner to barf in. -- shadeshark, Fri, Apr 16 2004, 11:50:07
Re: Excuse me while I find a dark corner to barf in. -- Non-Sock Puppet, Thu, Apr 15 2004, 17:15:52
- Re: Excuse me while I find a dark corner to barf in. -- Domigirl, Thu, Apr 15 2004, 19:49:04
  - I'd be careful if I were you! -- Non-Sock Puppet, Vampire Slayer, Thu, Apr 15 2004, 22:22:08
Would *anyone* be stupid enough to gad about in public wearing victim's-blood-splattered clothes? -- Heart-Stricken, Fri, Apr 16 2004, 18:21:46
- "dancing around with the intestines of it's victems wrapped like aturban around it's head" -- Visp, Sat, Apr 17 2004, 0:24:27
  - *dances* Hey! -- shadeshark, Sat, Apr 17 2004, 14:37:02

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