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Date Posted: Sun, Apr 18 2004, 21:17:12
Author: T.E.O.W.
Subject: Re: Tortured!Legolas
In reply to: AC 's message, "Tortured!Legolas" on Sun, Apr 18 2004, 1:05:52

>It's nice of the author to come out and tell us that
>Aragorn's not gay. But if he's not gay, then why the
>feminizing of Legolas? Wait, looking for logiac from
>a fangirl. Nevermind. Oh, and Faramir's here and a
>bad guy, for which Boromir is probably grateful, as he
>gets to sit this one out and point and laugh at his
>brother. Again, the author doesn't account for the
>fact that Aragorn's 80+ and Faramir's less than half
>his age, so Faramir wouldn't have even been born when
>Aragorn was a teenager.
>
>Anyway, Arathorn throws Legolas into the dungeon.
>Legolas weeps. Arathorn has Legolas tortured.
>Legolas weeps. Aragorn decides to free Legolas, but
>not because he loves him, since he's not gay, but just
>because, so he pretends to be evil. And he decides
>Legolas will be his personal slave, even though he's
>not gay. Legolas weeps and Aragorn tries not to weep
>because he's a sensitive new age guy. But not gay.
>Then Aragorn strips Legolas and tends to his wounds.
>But again, not gay. And no one's buying that line
>anymore, author's note or not, especially when Aragorn
>starts singing to Legolas. It's like West Side Story!
> We're only on chapter 9, but Legolas has again been
>brutally tortured while Aragorn was off visiting
>Faramir (who is not gay either) and Aragorn is about
>to discover the broken, bloody mess that is his twu
>wuv. Except he's not gay. Straight guys strip other
>gays and sing to them all the time, right? And
>Legolas is weeping again. Stupid weeping Elf. They
>need a Whomping Elf, not a Weeping Elf. Actually, the
>author needs a good whomping.
>
>Anyway, enjoy it.
>
>AC

Congratulations, that is THE funniest story summary I've read in ages!

But of course nobody's gay. That would mean a break from the angst. Can't have that.
>Hey! Why's my html coding showing in the preview
>view? Hopefully it's displaying properly in the
>message. If not, sorry!

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  • Re: Tortured!Legolas -- Cactus Wren, Tue, Apr 20 2004, 0:34:55



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