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Date Posted: Tue, Apr 20 2004, 19:06:56
Author: Tilly
Subject: Awful, awful, awful, awful FF7--script format, too!

"Roadtrip!!" So you know it's going to chew the purple throbbing one of satan. <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://gunarm_dyne.crosswinds.net/fanfics2/roadtrip.html">http://gunarm_dyne.crosswinds.net/fanfics2/roadtrip.html</a>

<i>The crew enters the elevator. They arrive at Junon. The trumpets start to blare crappy tone)
Cloud: Holy s**t! I have never heard such terrible trumpet playing in my life! Who is responsible for this s**t!!!!!!
(The trumpet playing abrubly stops. David Bieganski enters, with his trumpet)
AUTHORS NOTE: All of these following jokes are private jokes. You probably won't understand them. David DuPlesis, this is for you)
Bieganski: Wusup, dog! (Has a neck spasm) High five, on the flip side!
All: What?!?!
Bieganski: Don't leave me hangin'!
Red XIII: What the hell is wrong with this guy?!?!
Cid: Notta f**kin' clue!
Barret: This foo' think he black, but he a g*****n pollack!
Yuffie: Just like you, Cloud!
Cloud:(Snarls like an animal) I AM NOT A POLLACK!!!!!!!! My last name is Strife, not Strifeski!!!!!!! There's no pollack in the world that can play trumpet worth a damn!!!! I'll prove that I'm not I pollack!!!!!!! (Pulls out a trumpet and plays "Imperial March" at triple forte, while marching and twirling a rifle) SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
</i>

*barf*

~~T

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