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Date Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2004, 3:09:04
Author: Sil
Subject: A GA PotC "Jack/You" fic

While browsing about looking for badfic, I found an icky little "Jack/You" story. As I just love (HA!) reading about what I'm allegedly like, I had to read it. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we have crapfic!

<a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1831083">http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1831083</a>

<<You trudge down the sidewalk. You glare at the school over your shoulder, which is shrinking as you walk farther, and farther away from it.>>

Hey! Who the hell stole my car? And, why is the school shrinking? Did someone throw it in the dryer on "high" again?

<<Not only do you do tae kwon doe but you also do track & field and kendo.>>

Sorry, but I much prefer Tae Kwon Leap. "Boot to the head!"

<<The only reason why your not going insane over missing the school bus is that you now have the POTC sound track today and your listening to it right now.>>

Actually, the reason I'm not going insane over missing the school bus is that I haven't ridden a school bus since first grade, way the hell back in the early '70s.

<<You continue to walk and you feel someone grab your shoulder. Your reflexes quickly respond by grabbing the person�s arm and flipping it over.>>

My reflexes flip someone's arm over? Dang, they're talented. I'd think they'd, y'know, need help from my limbs or something.

<<Lightening strikes through the air and Harlan looked worried. You looked at his face and said, �Harlan relax!! The chance of you getting hit by a tree is 1 in a mill..................Holy Crap!!!! Look Out!!!� You yell as a tree comes crashing down. You push hi out of the way but because of your little stunt, you get crushed instead of him. �(You)!!! Are you okay??? What am I saying your crushed by a tree!! I�ll go get help and try to stay conscious!!!� he says. The next thing you see is Harlan running to get help.....................>>

"...and then you die, because a goddamned frickin' big-ass tree has fallen on you. The end."

This thing is currently only one chapter, but, no doubt, the "OMG PLZ RITE MOOR CUZ I LUV JACK N THIZ STORIE" crowd will be begging for more. Stay tuned!

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I did what now? -- keminet, Fri, Apr 23 2004, 21:38:39
Re: A GA PotC "Jack/You" fic -- Random, Sat, Apr 24 2004, 10:44:12