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Date Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2004, 21:31:34
Author: keminet, annoyed at the Trigun fic
Subject: ~_~... teh stoopid!
In reply to: Ariana Aislinn 's message, "Assortment of GAFF and near-GAFF from Just In" on Fri, Apr 23 2004, 3:19:53

Oh, look at this!

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If you�re a Legato fangirl, and take some of this personally, then, um, sorry. For a while I didn�t like Legato fangirls, back when I�d only seen up to episode twelve on a burned CD with faulty audio, and still thought he looked like a wet rat. I am deeply shamed. If only I could have heard the voice, I would have known better!

And if any of you review and tell me that Midvalley is ugly, I will eat your face.
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Yes, I am the almighty Midvalley fangirl author! I can tell you you're teh idjut for liking a characer, but don't you dare tell me the character I like is ugly!

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�Certainly. I�ll need some tomato sauce.�

Vash raised an eyebrow, but handed over the bottle he always kept with him in case of an emergency. Handy stuff, that ketchup.

�Tomato sauce � check.� Knives ran a hand through his hair, grinning in that sezzy bishonen way. �Irresistible smile � check. Attractive female to succumb to my charms � hmm. Vash, pick a target.�

The blonde scanned the area with an expression of deep concentration. �That one,� he said finally, grinning widely and jabbing a thumb in the direction of a tall, black-haired girl in what could only be called a duster.
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Knives and Vash speaking to each other? Without weapons involved? What version of Trigun did she _watch_?

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�I�d just like to say that I am temporarily forgiving you for Fifth Moon and episode Twenty-Three on account of your overwhelming sezziness and the fact that you�re probably using your inexplicable mind-control powers on me.�

[...]

With a cold surge of dread, the villain turned. His brilliant gold eyes picked up the one thing that could completely ruin his chances of brainwashing another helpless teen.

Midvalley.

As anyone who has watched the show knows, the creature known as Midvalley is the sole force on Gunsmoke with female attraction abilities surpassing those of the blue-haired sezziness. And that is saying something. So it is not surprising that Yuuki emitted a shriek at least twice as loud as the one she�d uttered when catching sight of Legato and launched herself at the newcomer with roughly the same speed as a F-15 at full throttle.

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@_@; ugh. The double standards are blinding me...

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