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Date Posted: 10:00:41 01/06/04 Tue
Author: qc
Author Host/IP: p83-tnt2.adl.ihug.com.au / 203.173.252.83
Subject: You'd think I'd know to check the formatting before I post.... (easier-to-read version inside)
In reply to: qc 's message, "*snerk*" on 09:58:55 01/06/04 Tue

Aragorn son of Arathorn II

Bearer of the Star of the North, Captain of the Host of the West, Chieftain of the Dúnedain of Arnor, the Dúnadan, Elessar of the line of Valandil, the Elfstone, Estel, Evinyatar the Renewer, Heir to the Throne of Gondor, King of the West, Longshanks, Strider, Telcontar, Thorongil, Wielder of the Sword Reforged, Wingfoot and probably also, scary guy sitting in the corner, dirty guy sitting in the corner, guy that smokes all the time, and guy with the broken sword.

definitely the dirtiest member of the fellowship, you are not content with a simple 'hi, how's it going?' whenever you meet someone. instead you find it absolutely essential to introduce yourself, or have someone else introduce you, using a minimum of three of your amazingly numerous names. this need for pronouncing your identity at every possible opportunity suggests a deep inferiority complex, probably stemming from the fact that no one actually told you your real name until you were twenty.

however, after the discovery of your heritage, and the realisation that you are not actually an elf, you ditched the idea of living in rivendell, and instead decided to go prancing around in the wilderness. unfortunately, this lifestyle has really not helped your people skills, and all that living on your own has caused you to forget the meaning of punctuality. it seems impossible for you to arrive anywhere on time, instead you like to rock up about 10 minutes late- just in time to make a dramatic entrance or witness the dying moments of the people you were supposed to be helping. this is a shame, because you do appear to have some quite trendy fighting skills. perhaps, if you didn't feel the need to do a pirouette after every sword stroke, these skills could be even better. cutting out those extra moves would probably even enable you to reach those in need faster, and thus save their lives.

you are completely unreliable, and useless at making decisions, preferring to blindly follow the choices of gandalf or elrond without a second thought. when circumstances force you to make decision for yourself, you need at least a day to think before you can come to a conclusion.

however, you do have your faithful followers. somehow you managed to score yourself an elven girlfriend who seems willing to renounce her immortality to be with you, yet as soon as she is out of sight you chase after anything that moves. legolas also, appears to be quite eager to follow your dirty body wherever you may lead, and boromir hasn't been able to take his eyes of you since you met in rivendell. nevertheless, regardless of these blatant shows of adoration, you persist in playing hard to get, and with your usual anti-social behavior you manage to successfully ignore any comment or suggestion that legolas or boromir might make.

your personal hygiene is appalling, learn from the elf and wash your hair sometime, and remember that smoking should not take the place of other forms of nutrients. also, keep in mind that if orcs are patrolling the eastern shores, it's probably not the best idea to wait until cover of darkness, because that's when they come into their element.

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