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Date Posted: 23:49:55 01/07/04 Wed
Author: silver
Author Host/IP: cvg-29-4-177.cinci.rr.com / 24.29.4.177
Subject: I somehow KNEW, even before I took this thing, who I would end up being.
In reply to: Doyle 's message, "You have GOT to try" on 00:18:57 01/05/04 Mon

because don't you almost always end up being your least favourite character? *sigh*

Anyhoo, I ended up with....



rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.geocities.com/swordthatwasreforged/title.html" target="_blank">who is your closest personality match


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Gimli son of Gloin

does your beard hang low? can you swing it to and fro?


can you tie it in a knot? can you tie it in a bow?

From the moment that you set eyes on legolas at the council meeting in rivendell, you fall completely and utterly in love. clearly you have absolutely no concern for the ring, the fate of middle earth or the destruction of sauron. you come to rivendell because your dad wants to talk to elrond, you have no plan to be part of a doomed fellowship. however, your plans change as soon as you realise that legolas will be tagging along. Your sole purpose in joining the fellowship is making sure that you don't let legolas out of your sight.


initially, you are unsure how to show your love, yet as the journey goes on and the members of the fellowship gradually come to know each other more, you feel ready to come out of the closet. unfortunately for you, legolas has his eyes fixed elsewhere, and your attentions go unnoticed. frustrated by this turn of events, and not being of a patient nature, you hook up with the next thing that comes your way, and start to make your moves on aragorn, who clearly likes to toss you whenever he's not busy with a hobbit or two.


eventually though, legolas appears to notice you and begins to return your attentions, and the two of you appear to be having a splendid time, boating together, horse-riding together, and generally getting on in a very friendly manner. in fact, all too often you and the elf seem to disappear in the middle of battle, only to appear later on with some very guilty looks on your faces.


in fact you never actually seem to stay amongst the fighting for very long at all, you prefer to leave as soon as anyone taller rocks up. however, this desertion act gives you ample opportunity to re-plait your beard, which is something you tend to do quite often. especially in the middle of battle.


whether this is what you are doing at parth galen, or whether you were simply doing some innocent frolicking with legolas through the woods, is definitely matter of some discussion. nevertheless, whatever it was you were doing, it certainly took you long enough to answer boromir's call for help, and you seemed to be having quite a bit of trouble looking legolas in the eye afterwards.



Ah well...I knew I'd end up with him after all those questions about Legolas's ass that I answered ;)

Over all, though, I think the creator of this game could fix two things. 1) stop saying "trendy" every five minutes. 2) if it's to be a true personality test, don't make the answers so obvious, even if they are funny. For instance, one of my favourite questions was:

5. The most important item in your pack is your...

pipe
shampoo and conditioner
frying pan
lifesize blow-up Frodo doll
food
dildo
Sam carries all my stuff in his pack

Now, while I laughed my ass off at that last answer, it's obvious that if you want to be Frodo, you pick that one. See what I mean?

Anyway...other questions I enjoyed, for various reasons, are as follows:


6. You think that the Riders of Rohan are...

rather gumby because they wear horse tails on their heads
pyromaniacs
a bit slow on the uptake
makers of fine doors and providers of dramatic entrances
not natural blondes


When there's a lull in the conversation you...

talk about your homeland
break into song
talk about food
make stupid comments about the weather
introduce yourself to something
wish that the ring had never come to you
plait you hair


18. You believe that...

the ring can save Gondor
Frodo is the most wonderfullest hobbit in all of Middle Earth
the ring should never have come to you
all the necessary nutrients for a healthy lifestyle can be got through smoking a pipe
the strongest form of insult you can give someone is to call them a fool
plaited hair is manly

48. You are confused when...

you are rescued by Arwen, because you expected to be rescued by a guy
Aragorn brandishes his sword in the Prancing Pony, because you thought it was broken a foot from the hilt
Elrond acts as though he was a really big part of the battle with Sauron, even though he was only a Herald
Haldir arrives at Helm's Deep, because you weren't expecting any Elves
Frodo helps Gandalf open the doors of Moria when you thought you were supposed to
you are looking at the shards of Narsil in Rivendell, because you thought Aragorn was supposed to have them
Bilbo isn't at the council meeting with Elrond
you arrive at Bree without going through the Old Forest
you fall off a cliff into a river that you didn't expect to be there

. Good test :)

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