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Date Posted: 09:15:15 10/04/06 Wed
Author: Jeffrey
Subject: WILL ALTER ANY PHOTO SENT TO ME BY E-MAIL:

I AM A DIGITAL PHOTO ALTERATION SPECIALIST, BUT �NOT� A PHOTOGRAPHER.

I WILL DIGITALLY ALTER MOST PHOTOS IN ANY WAY YOU WANT. IN MOST, BUT NOT ALL CASES, I CAN DO ANYTHING LISTED BELOW TO MOST PHOTOS. YOU MUST SEND THEM TO ME, VIA E-MAIL, ALONG WITH A CONTRACT THAT STATES I CAN USE YOUR PHOTOS FOR MY PORTFOLIO OF WORK THAT I DIGITALLY ALTERED. YOU HAVE MY WORD OF �HONOR� THAT I WILL NEVER PLACE YOUR PHOTO ONTO ANY SITE THAT ISN�T MY OWN OR SELL IT.

WHAT I CAN DO TO MOST PHOTOS IN MOST, BUT NOT ALL CASES:

Remove pimples and moles, as if they were never there:

Remove most tattoos, as if they were never there:

Enlarge most bosoms:

Remove ten or more years from anyone�s face, �without� making it look smudged or blurred:

Smooth out most creases in the body, neck, and forehead:

Smooth cellulite deposits on the, gut, legs, and buttocks:

Remove most bunions from most feet and toes, as if they were never there:

Remove most scars and varicose veins from most feet and legs, as if they were never there:

Isolate eyes and lips in color, while leaving the rest of the face in B&W:

Isolate one person in sharp color, while showing everyone and everything else blurred and/or in monochrome:

Whiten and brighten teeth:

Change eyes to any color:

Change lipstick to any color:

Paint unpainted or painted nails any color:

Elongate the index toes on a pair of feet that is �directly� in front of a seated woman:

Widen a pair of feet that is situated �directly� in front of a seated person:

Graft skin onto dirty feet to make them look clean:

I HAVE A WONDERFUL EXAMPLE OF A CROSS DRESSER I MADE TO LOOK LIKE HE HAS A FAR THINNER FACE AND NECK. (You�re probably not a CD, but my skill with Adobe is VERY POWERFULLY DEMONSTRATED by the altered photo.)

I WILL E-MAIL YOU SAMPLES OF ANY KIND OF WORK I LISTED ABOVE THAT YOU REQUEST. HOWEVER, I HAVE NO SITE UP YET, BUT COULD IF YOU GAVE ME A CHANCE BY ALLOWING ME TO POST YOUR PHOTOS ON IT AS MY SAMPLES. THE PROBLEM IS THAT I CAN�T DISPLAY ANYONE ELSE�S WORK WITHOUT LEGAL TROUBLE, AND IT�S SUPER EXPENSIVE TO HIRE MODELS. THEREFORE, I LIFTED THE WORK OF OTHER�S TO PRACTICE ON WITH ADOBE.

PLEASE RESPOND "DIRECTLY" TO MY E-MAIL ADDRESS (sid11711@yahoo.com) and "NOT" THIS BOARD.

I POSTED THIS ON TOO MANY BOARDS TO KEEP TRACK OF.

TO THE MODERATOR: I am just a little guy trying to make it in the world, so �please� don�t treat this as commercial spam.

Most sincere,
Jeffrey

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