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Date Posted: 15:35:16 02/08/02 Fri
Author: Lane
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 63.166.238.100
Subject: I'm printing these..LOL
In reply to: Meg 's message, "Sad but true..." on 10:24:33 02/08/02 Fri

>Another former Bengal sent this my way - fairly
>appropriate given the fact we are all hitting our 40s
>now. Very funny and pretty depressing!!!!
>
>Hope all is well with each of you and yours.
>
>Meg
>
>
>Signs of maturity...
>
>1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke
>any of them.
>2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to
>sleep.
>5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
>6. You carry an umbrella because you watch the Weather
>Channel.
>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup
>and breakup.
>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed
>up."
>10. You're the one calling the police because those
>darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the
>stereo.
>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes
>around you.
>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
>13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments
>go up.
>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of
>McDonald's.
>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
>16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
>17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the
>beginning of one.
>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would
>severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
>19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and
>antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good
>stuff."
>21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces
>"I'm never going to drink that much again."
>23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a
>computer is for realwork.
>24. You don't drink at home to save money before
>going to a bar.
>25. You read this entire list looking for one sign
>that doesn't apply to you.

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Ouch! I maybe getting older, but I refuse to grow up!LOL -- Diane, 19:52:07 02/08/02 Fri (41.ft-lauderdale-03-04rs.fl.dial-access.att.net/12.94.1.41)

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