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Date Posted: 22:32:57 07/29/03 Tue
Author: Gem & Zel
Subject: In destress here

Gem~ *tear*
Zel~ what now?
Gem~ *tear* *tear* I'm sad *tear* *tear*
Zel~ [gives her weird look] yes. I can tell. I meant why are you sad?
Gem~ because Rory's at PM and Allandri's at the grand canyon and Irki's in Alaska and winding road is...well I don't know but he's probably having more fun than me, who happens to be sitting at home with nothing better to do than type on the stupid forum...WAAAAAA! I WANT SCHOOL!!!!!!!
Zel~ [astonished look]
Gem~ did I just say that?
Zel~ no,you did not say 'that' you said I want school
Gem~ don't be a smart alleck
Zel~ well if you're so bored why not just sit down and watch that gilmore girls show or whatever? you can throw brown sugar at the screen.
Gem~ trust me, cuss one more time and I'll beat your brain in, I'm just in the mood, now that would cure my present boredom don't you think?
Zel~ well...[nervous] you should do something more worthwile don't you think?
Gem~ yeah, sorry, just ticked, oh well at least I'm going to Minnasota next week, that'll help
Zel~ oh what are you gonna do there?
Gem~ a family reunion.
Zel~ can I come?
Gem~ NO
Zel~ are you meaning to tell me that I'm not family?
Gem~ [rolls eyes]
Zel~ [fake sadness] that's alright, I understand. you don't want me. yet I feel so unloved, alas my heart is breaking...
Gem~ SHUT UP!
Zel~ god you weren't kidding when you said you were ticked.
Gem~ I know I wasn't.
Zel~ so like, do I get to meet your family?
Gem~ errr...no...they don't exactly believe in muses...
Zel~ WHAT? but they all have muses
Gem~ well, yes, everyone has an inner spirit, they just don't know that they're inner spirits can take the forms of annoying cats
Zel~ who are you calling annoying?
Gem~ you.
Zel~ well miss hypocrite of the year, I bet anyone who's wasted they're time reading this ought to be annoyed with you right about now
Gem~ like I said before, I've nothing better to do, unless you can think of anything?
Zel~ ummmmm.... we could do something mean to Legolas?
Gem~ the best suggestion you've had all night [rings a little bell]
Legolas~ you rang?
Gem~ errrrr...yes. now, you like pina coladas right? [snaps, pina colada appears in her hands]
Legolas~ *drools*
Gem~ I see...now I'll give you this if you can play this clarinet [snaps for a clarinet] while standing on your head.
Legolas~ [attempts]
Gem~ [is entertained for hours]

sorry for completly wasting your time, anyone who might be reading this, but as it all clearly states I'm bored.

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Replies:

Picking At The Keys On A Piano... -- WindingRoad, 10:44:31 08/02/03 Sat
- *really in destress here* -- Gem, 11:10:43 08/02/03 Sat
  - -purrs- -- Allandri, 09:48:48 08/10/03 Sun
    - Marching Band... -- WindingRoad, 10:01:38 08/10/03 Sun
      - -nods- -- Allandri, 09:48:41 08/11/03 Mon