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Date Posted: 10:52:32 03/25/04 Thu
Author: Rory
Subject: Chapter 8- Quoth the Ninja

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Rory~ Well, everything has been resolved and the punishment has been given. For the most part. *evil smile* Sorry but don't think you all are getting off with just a little bit of silly string and some notes.
Jes~I still don't see why you didn't let me throw any brown sugar.
Rory~Patience my pet, you'll get your chance. I just got the first shot.
Nat and Jewls~GET HER!
Rory~ NO! Not agian! Jes help me! [runs off]
Jes~ Well...ummmm...that was interesting. Let's see if I can get the chapter started without Rory and, hopefully, get her back unharmed.
Nat~Don't count on it!
Jes~ Well, I better get going. Here's the chapter.

Chapter 8- Quoth the Ninja
Ria~Jack! Has anyone seen Jack?
Will~ Jack? That name rings a bell. *ding*
Ria~ Wrong Jack. JACK!
Rory~ Did you know that "Jack" is a shakespeareian insult!
Ria~ Jack!
Nat and Jewls~[drag Rory to the ground] We've got you now!
Ria~ What's going on now?
Rory~HELP!
Nat~ Eat the Krackle bar!
Rory~NO!
Jewls~ Shall I give her the raspberry? *evil smile*
Nat~ YEAH!
Rory~NO! Not the raspberry!
Jewls~ Yes the raspberry!
Steph~ What is going on here?
Rory~ HELP!
Steph~ [whispers to Will]
Will~ Winifred its time for you're test.
Nat~ Oh, okay. What's it on?
Will~ Quantum Physics.
Nat~ [Petrified look] I though it was suposed to be sensit...
Steph~ I changed my mind. Come along. [winks at Rory]
Rory~ YAY! I'm free!
Joe~ Quoth the Raven "Nevermore"
Everyone Else!~ What?
Joe~ Whoops! Wrong story. [backs out looking embaresed]
Rory~ So where were we?
Jewls~ Don't know, but Im still here!
Rory~No....
Michael~ Me too! And I have pepper!
Rory~ JES! Bring me some salt!
Jes~ Huh? But I use brown sugar...
Rory~ Just get it!
Jes~ Right? [poofs out]
Ria~ Hey did he just...
Rory~ Don't even!
Ria~ Oh...
Jes~ Here's the salt.
Rory~ Thanks! Now, Michael, do we really have to go through this again?
Josh~ I have the duct tape!
KT and Ronda~ Duct Tape!?
Rory~ Oh goody. More people who want to beat me up.
KT~ Oooo, we're beating Rory up?!
Ronda~ Can we help?
Rory~ No wait! All these people are the Ninjas! Get them! Jes go get Steph, Will, and Nat!
Jes~ [annoyed] Yes master.
KT and Ronada~ Hmmmmm.... decisions... [whisper with Ria]
Jes~ Here they are.
KT, Ronda and Ria~ [Tie everyone up]
KT~ So what should we do to them?
Rory~ When I said "THEY are the Ninjas" this isn't exactly what I had in mind.
Ronda~ So?
Jewls~ Wait! I had nothing to do with this bloodninja thing!
KT~ Alright you can help us! Un-tie her!
Jewls~ I think we should depants them!
Tied Up People~ NO!!!!!!!!
KT~ What do you people do to each other?
Rory~ You don't want to know!
Ria~ I have an idea! [whispers to Ronda, KT and Jewls]
Will~ [gets free and hides]
Ria, KT, Jewls, and Ronda~ [leave]
Will~ Well that was stupid. [frees evewryone else]
Rory~ Jes, get me some shaving cream, water ballons and silly string and anything else you might find useful!
Jes ~[looks sad]
rory~ And you can throw some brown sugar. But turn off the fire alarm first!
Jes~ YAY! [leaves]
Steph~ Butt turn?
All Jesters~ [crack up]
KT, Ronda, Jewls, and Ria~ [come back with pies]
KT~ What happened? How did you all get free?
Rory~ Wouldn't you like to know?
Ria and Jewls~ Yes! That's why we asked!
All Jesters~ [crack up even more]
Ronda and KT~ I think we missed something!
Michael~ Guess you had to be there!
Jes~ [comes back with all the stuff]
Will~ BEGIN!

Huge fight in strobe light! Every person for themself!

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