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Date Posted: 15:11:31 04/07/03 Mon
Author: Iggy!
Subject: >:) And now, my one act of rudeness.
In reply to: The Three Musketeers (J.T., Kay, and Havoc 2) and D'artagnan (Soundwave), commonly known as the Self Insert MSTers. 's message, "[MST mode?]
J.T.: MST it." on 14:13:02 04/07/03 Mon

{Adapted from the animated short, "SupaFly II." (http://www.joecartoon.com)}

[SCENE: An office. J.T. Magnus is busy cracking code as a fly with Iggy's head zooms around.]

ANUBIS: (Narrator) Everyday in cubicles everywhere, hardworkin' people die because they could not resist...
THE FLY!!
This is their story.

[IggyFly zooms from the wall of J.T.'s cubicle, in one ear, through his head, and out his other ear. He lands on his monitor.]

IGGYFLY!: Hey, man! Wassup?! 'Ey, who's yo' daddy? You know who yo' daddy is? IT'S ME! Yeah! I'm yo' daddy! Know why I'm yo' daddy? [Makes a lewd movement with his pelvis] B'cuz I did this to yo' mamma! Yeah! Yo' momma! Yeah, man, you suck, but your mama's sweet! Yeah. You suck, butcho' mom, ooooohh...

[J.T. Sucks IggyFly into his mouth and prepares to spit him out.]

IGGYFLY!: (From inside J.T.'s mouth) Wow, man, you DO suck! Not as good as your mamma! 'Ey, spit or swallow, sissy-boy?!

[J.T. spits IggyFly onto the screen of his monitor. Fly blood spatters around IggyFly's body.]

IGGYFLY!: Oh, my fukkin' head... Like. it's wasted.

[IggyFly slides off the screen and lands face down in front of J.T. He gets up, dusts himself off, and ties a red bandana around his head.]

IGGYFLY!: 'Ey, man, you pissed off SupahFly! [Takes a Kung Fu pose and makes karate noises] Bonzai.

[IggyFly flies up to the top of the monitor, makes a few mor kung fu sounds, then flys into J.T.'s forehead, and out the back of his head, leaving a very large hole.]

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