Date Posted:13:50:51 04/25/01 Wed Author: *~Quanta~* Author Host/IP: HSE-Toronto-ppp311729.sympatico.ca / 64.231.97.121 Subject: Please support Hell...
hehe Something I thought up the other day ;P
"Hello! I am Satan, and I ask that you please, please, donate your money to HELL! Please give us your spare change and support eternal damnation! MWA HA HA!!!
Please note that, at present, we are currently in the process of moving our home offices from Los Angeles to our new location in Washington D.C. If you are thinking of sending your souls to us, please send them to our new home at 666 Hell Street in Washington D.C. And remember that you can still call our ridiculously-tolled number at 1-666-666-0666. Have a nice day.....IN HELL!"