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Date Posted: 00:18:59 07/24/07 Tue
Author: Work experience student given the hurry up
Author Host/IP: 124.181.236.220
Subject: Results Round 11 "The Tank" is on

ANOTHER ROUND LEFT IN THE SHOUT. SHADOWS OVER INDULGE
Elliots Last Shout 34 20 224 defeated Darkness Eternal 27 19 181

The Shadows ventured to Optarse on Friday night with the intention of sewing up a finals spot but it was Elliots boys who threw the race for the finals wide open.

Led by the amazing Jonathan Brown who completely outclassed the Italian team of the century in a classic shoot out. Said Browny after the match, "typical Wogs eh. Fancy bringing a knife to a shoot out"

It was lights out for The Shadows very early as the Pisspots jumped to a 41pt quarter time lead. In the end this proved the difference as "time gentlemen" was called with Elliots Last Shout up by 43 pts.

LAXATIVES RUNNING GAME KEEPS FINALS HOPES ALIVE. ANIMALS LOSE TO SEVEN YET STILL CLIMB THE LADDER.
VVS Laxatives 25 16 166 defeated Party Animals 24 18 162

Molly Gudinski didn't quite know how to feel on Saturday afternoon as his team went down to a 7 man Laxatives outfit. Ashamed of the insipid effort put up by his team yet happy to be inside the top four at the end of the round.

The ineptitude of the Laxatives organisation was on display for all to see on the weekend with the team taking the field with 7 players and the emergency failing to show.

Despite claims by The Nawab and Vijay Tiger Balme, this is a team that is in dissarray, and has been since the mysterious disappearance of previous coach Floodney Spew. Despite Spew's failings he ran a tight ship, which is more than can be said for Rooter.

The win by 4 points keeps alive the Laxatives slim finals hopes, and despite the loss, The Groovers climbed a place on the ladder to be fourth.

ORDER RESTORED AT THE TOP. GUNNERS FIRE WOLVES TANK
Swangunners 32 10 202 defeated University Wolves 22 21 153

After a 2 week hiatus that saw the all conquering SwanGunners come back to the field, order has been restored to the top of the ladder with a resounding 8 goal win by The SwanGunners.

Horse Longman was a relieved man as one would be after 2 losses in a row. With all the talk in the league of Floodney Spew looking for a new role, said Horse, "to lose 3 in a row would have been a bit tough to handle, but I know I have the support of Dick Collars and the Board, so the pressure is all what you read in the media". Nevertheless a 3rd loss would have put The Gunners back with the rest of the field, and the pressure would have been on.

The performance by The Wolves brings into doubt the validity of the draft system, as it was obvious for all to see that the Wolves weren't trying. In the end the 49 point margin was more flattering than a mini skirt wearing Amanda Vanstone

JOCK LESS JOVIAL AS MIDSHIPMEN SUFFER A MUTLEY MAULING
McHales Navy 25 13 163 lost to Wakky Races 27 20 182

In a classic Sunday afternoon preview of a potential finals matchup, the Races fired the first shot in anger accross the bow of the Navy, and scored a direct hit.

Leading by 8 points at half time The Races drew further away as the game progressed to finish up eventual winners by 19 points.

A clearly fuming Jock was measurably less jovial than normal after seeing an opportunity for his men to go equal second, and a game behind ladder leaders SwanGunners disappear. "Toop spoot is now ut of tha kwerrstun. We fooked it oop big time ta day, und tha lads ornly 'ave emselves ta blem. Ut waz tha wurst fooking parformunce in ma time wiff tha Navvy, und a few of tha lads need to tek a gud hard look at emselves. I wunt stund here and fooking cop anuvver shut effort luk thut agin"

The outburst will no doubt be looked at by the Commissioner with a possible fine heading the way of McHales stadium.








Team Played Won Lost Draw For Against Percentage Points
Swan Gunners 11 8 3 0 1937 1739 111.39 32
Wakky Races 11 8 3 0 1864 1769 105.37 32
McHale's Navy 11 6 5 0 1825 1764 103.46 24
Party Animals 11 6 5 0 1760 1753 100.40 24
Darkness Eternal 11 6 5 0 1809 1840 98.32 24
Elliot's Last Shout 11 5 6 0 1830 1834 99.78 20
VVS Laxatives 11 3 8 0 1701 1816 93.67 12
University Wolves 11 2 9 0 1615 1821 88.69 8

Full Results.















TEAM G B P TEAM G B P
ELLIOTS LAST SHOUT V DARKNESS ETERNAL
Forward Forward
Brown, J 10 1 61 Russello Robbo 2 3 15
Johnson, Brad 3 1 19 Matheo Richo 4 0 24
Darcy 0 0 0 Nico Reiwoldto 3 2 20
Midfield Midfield
McLeod 3 2 20 Adam Simpsippierdominico 3 5 23
West (DNP) 4 5 29 Nathanio Foleo 5 1 31
Houlihan, R 2 4 16 Jimmy Bartello 6 2 38
Ruck Ruck
Charman 4 5 29 Brado Otto 4 1 25
Tackler Tackler
Kirk 8 2 50 Michael Rischitello 0 5 5
Emerg Emerg
Hasleby Troy Simmo
TOTAL 34 20 224 TOTAL 27 19 181

















TEAM G B P TEAM G B P
VVS LAXATIVES V PARTY ANIMALS
Forward Forward
Rocca 4 1 25 O'Loughlin 2 1 13
Hall (dnp) Chapman 2 0 12
Welsh 1 1 7 Lynch 1 2 8
Midfield Midfield
J Bowden 5 2 32 Mitchell 3 2 20
Goodwin 4 4 28 Scotland 4 2 26
Crawford 2 1 13 Hodge 4 5 29
Ruck Ruck
McIntosh 2 4 12 Everitt 3 1 19
Tackler Tackler
Josh Carr 7 3 45 Ball 5 5 25
Emerg Emerg
C Bruce (dnp) Luke Power
TOTAL 25 16 166 TOTAL 24 18 162

















TEAM G B P TEAM G B P
SWANGUNNERS V UNIVERSITY WOLVES
Forward Forward
Tredrea 3 1 19 Franklin 5 5 35
Pavlich 5 1 31 Ebert 6 1 37
Lloyd 3 1 19 Schultz 0 2 2
Midfield Midfield
B. Harvey 4 4 28 Hayes 5 0 30
Kerr 5 1 31 Swan 1 5 11
Cooney 2 1 13 Priddus 1 1 7
Ruck Ruck
Hudson 6 0 36 Fraser 2 4 16
Tackler Tackler
McDonald 4 1 25 Harris 2 3 15
Emerg Emerg
Goodes Lewis
TOTAL 32 10 202 TOTAL 22 21 153


















TEAM TEAM
V
McHALES NAVY WACKY RACES
Forward Forward
Lucas 4 0 24 Tarrant 0 0 0
Didak 1 0 6 Mooney 4 1 25
Gehrig 1 2 8 Corey Jones 4 1 25
Midfield Midfield
K Cornes 6 0 36 Chad Cornes 5 3 33
S Black (dnp) Scott Thompson 3 5 23
Lockyer 4 5 29 Tyson Edwards 4 5 29
Ruck Ruck
Cox 5 2 32 White 6 1 37
Tackler Tackler
J Bolton 2 3 15 Casissi 1 4 10
Emerg Emerg
Milne (mid) 2 1 13 Embley
TOTAL 25 13 163 TOTAL 27 20 182


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