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Subject: 入會,又入會(2006/10/21)


Author:
舒展超
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Date Posted: 13:58:26 10/24/06 Tue

有沒有計算過,你到底是多少個會的會員?
今時今日,要「入會」真係話咁易,因為「會」這種東西,已是無孔不入!
隨便走進一家曙U吃個晚嚏A埋單之時,女侍應忽然問:「請問先生係咪我]會員?」我搖頭。對方續道:「唔緊要,可以即刻入會謘I只要你而家俾入會費XX元,以後憑會員卡來幫襯就會有全年八折了,仲可以儲分添!」
──小姐,我並沒有打算以後經常來幫襯喎,點解要「踢」我「入會」?為了儲分而定期吃你們的東西,不會吧?
隨便走進一家洗衣店,拿了幾件西裝褸去乾洗,店員又問道:「咦?你唔係我]會員?即刻入會啦,有八折謘A否則就要次次俾正價了!」
──師奶,我只不過間中來乾洗幾件衫,又要「入會」?「洗衫會」?
隨便走進一家遊戲機中心,換代幣打算玩番幾局,又被問道:「係咪會員呀?會員換金幣買一送一喎,不如入會啦?」
──阿哥,我幾個月先打一次機,放過我啦!「入會」又要袋多一張會員卡,好煩呀!
然後我打開我的銀包,卻見堶惘韭N塞滿了各式各樣的會員卡:電影會、網吧會、汽車會、書店會、K骨會、UFO會……實在不想再「入會」了!

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