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Subject: 分類佳作(2007/01/10)


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舒展超
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Date Posted: 18:57:13 01/11/07 Thu

報章雜誌有所謂「分類廣告」的專版。而不知從何時開始,就連電視上也有「分類廣告」時段,通常在一些非黃金時間播出(如早上、中午、深夜等)。
這些「分類廣告」因Budget所限,一般製作比較粗糙簡陋,釵h都是用幾張平面圖在畫面上飛來飛去就算數,與大品牌大製作的明星級電影式廣告相去十萬八千里;然而細有細做,「分類廣告」也會出現一些燴炙人口的佳作。
例如某外傭公司的廣告,已深入民心。家中門鈴一響,阿女衝向門口,阿媽陳敏兒搶道:「唔好亂咁開門呀!」單單這一句,已深具教育意義。
然後幾位外傭逐一以母語自我介紹,均換來阿爸(廖啟智)阿媽的搖頭否決。最後,一身整潔制服的外傭登場,以廣東話自我介紹道:「早晨,我來自XX……」即時得到全家人的認同!
最正是結尾的「反撲位」:其中一位被「飛」的外傭,以半鹹半淡的廣東話抗議道:「妘ㄚY我同鄉喎!」全家人瞼X一致動作,異口同聲道:「但係,坅YXX訓練出蟑衯{!」看到此,即使已看過無數次,仍然會想笑!
另一個近期的分類佳作,有如下佳句:「我要報失呀!我唔見咁衋Y髮呀!」

Last edited by author: 18:59:18 01/11/07 Thu   Edited 1 time.


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